This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Saturday, February 16 2019

06:00Jessie Romancing the Crone One of Christina's tiaras falls onto Mrs. Chesterfield's terrace. Jessie and Zuri must find a way to sneak in and get it back, so they get Bertram to ask her out. S1 E12 
06:29Elena Of Avalor A Tale of Two Scepters Elena flies to a magical realm to learn how to master her Scepter of Light, but a crisis draws her back when Shuriki reappears in Avalor. S2 E11 
07:00Go Away Unicorn! S1 Ready, Set, Go Away, Unicorn!/ Can't Touch This, Unicorn! Unicorn helps Alice and Mom audition for a reality show. Alice and Dad enter a father/daughter model building competition. S1 E12 
07:29Big City Greens Gargoyle Gals/Supermarket Scandal Tilly claims she saw stone gargoyles come to life. Cricket can't fulfil an order for veg. What will he do? S1 E11 
08:00Radio Rebel Film (2012) Multi-talented actress Debby Ryan stars as Tara, a girl who's painfully shy in public but in private runs an outspoken and influential daily podcast, and ends hosting a hit radio show. 
09:45101 Dalmatian Street Dog's Best Friend Dylan sees Clarissa Corgi's human waiting on her hand and paw. He wonders if he should get one to help with chores, but realises a pet is a big responsibility. S1 E1a 
10:00Bunk'd We Can't Bear It The Ross kids return to Camp Kikiwaka only to discover the cabins were never rebuilt and Gladys has disappeared. Will they have to close camp forever? S3 E1 
10:32Bunk'd Let's Bounce Now that the Ross family is officially the new owner of Camp Kikiwaka, they have to decide which one of them will be in charge of the camp S3 E2 
11:00Bunk'd Take the Cake When Lou decides that the campers should practise public speaking, Matteo and Destiny help Finn overcome his fear. S3 E3 
11:32Bunk'd O Sister, Where Art Thou? Ravi helps Matteo overcome his fears using hypnosis, but Matteo's newfound confidence could get him into trouble. S3 E4 
12:00Bunk'd Cav'd In After Matteo and Finn express their frustration with Ravi's spying, Ravi decides to use a drone to spy on them instead. S3 E5 
12:32Bunk'd By All Memes Emma decides to give everyone back their cell phones to foster camp unity and bring everyone closer together on her new Campstagram app. S3 E6 
13:00Andi Mack The Quacks Buffy enlists Andi to play on the basketball team when she doesn't have enough players. Cyrus helps Jonah realize he should learn sign language to communicate with Lib. S3 E10 
13:32Andi Mack One In A Minyan Andi, Buffy and Jonah support Cyrus as he sits Shiva for his grandmother but Bowie's homemade kugel dish is a shanda. S3 E11 
14:00Penny On M.A.R.S The Gig Penny, worried that Sebastian may have to leave M.A.R.S., asks Bakia to fund a scholarship. Trying to apologize to Sebastian, she sings publicly with Mitch at Twin Piins. S1 E13 
14:32Penny On M.A.R.S The Protest Penny risks being expelled from M.A.R.S. but, thanks her friends for their help.The teachers decide just to punsh but not expel her. Penny makes up with Camilla. S1 E14 
15:00Bizaardvark Summer Schooled Frankie learns she didn't pass chemistry and will have to attend summer school. S3 E6 
15:32Bizaardvark Where There's a Willow There's a Way Paige and Frankie realize they can use Willow's cuteness to get their chores done around the house. S3 E7 
16:00Bunk'd Game of Totems When everyone prepares for the upcoming camp tournament, The Kikiwaka Cup, Captain Zuri is confident they're finally going to win against the counsellors. S3 E11 
16:32Bunk'd Toilets and Tiaras Zuri learns businesses are willing to pay to sponsor pageants, and decides to throw a camp beauty pageant. S3 E12 
17:00Jessie Make New Friends and Hide the Old On her first day at school Emma clashes with another student over an assignment, but they discover they have a lot in common and end up becoming friends. S2 E3 
17:32Jessie Trashin' Fashion: Emma's excited about Mum's designs being in a fashion show, but when she doesn't like them she doesn't know whether or not to tell the truth in her fashion blog. S2 E4 
18:00Jessie 101Lizards Ravi's lizard has 12 babies. He tries to find parents for them. Ms Chesterfield offers to help, but Ravi's worried she wants to make handbags out of them. He couldn't be more wrong. S2 E5 
18:32Jessie The Trouble with Tessie Worried Tony is getting too clingy and jealous, Jessie panics when she's invited to dinner to meet his parents and finds a ring in her dessert. Is he about to propose? S2 E6 
19:00Jessie Say Yes to the Messy Dress A famous designer sends a dress to be reviewed on the Kitty Couture blog. The zip breaks while Jessie is wearing it, and the dress is wrecked. Can it be fixed? S2 E8 
19:32Jessie Pain in the Rear Window Jessie is in charge of the school fundraiser, a carnival in the park. While home with an injured knee, Luke spies on the carnival site and thinks there's been a murder. S2 E9 
20:00Jessie Teacher's Pest Zuri is having trouble with a teacher. Jessie volunteers to help at school to see what's happening. Unfortunately the lonely teacher ends up wanting to be Jessie's best friend! S2 E10 
20:32Jessie To Be Me, or Not To Be Me Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi's been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. S2 E11 
21:00Jessie Toy Con Jessie entrusts her favourite toy from her childhood, Military Mary, to Zuri, but when Zuri trades it for a far less impressive toy, they try desperately to get Military Mary back. S2 E12 
21:32K.C. Undercover Virtual Insanity Ernie is kidnapped and hooked up to a virtual world by two bad guys who are after a code he created. Jira and Craig agree to allow K. C. to plug in to save Ernie. S2 E23 
22:00Raven's Home Sleevemore Part Two - Found: When Nia discovers that Booker's visions went into her eye, she's torn between telling him the truth or enjoying the powers for a while. S2 E12 
22:31Raven's Home Sleevemore Part Three Future: As Booker prepares for the vision transfer procedure, he learns Dr. Sleevemore's granddaughter Jasmine stole the visions from Nia the night before. S2 E13 
23:00Girl Meets World Girl Meets Commonism Maya and Farkle are caught cheating on a test and have to face the school honour board! Meanwhile Auggie tries to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up. S2 E6 
23:29Girl Meets World Girl Meets Demolition Riley and Maya meet Aubrey, a salesgirl who manipulates them into using Topanga's credit card for an expensive purchase. Guest star: Debby Ryan. S2 E7 
23:57Kim Possible The New Ron Kim's attempt to give Ron a makeover completely backfires when it literally goes to his head, and he becomes very vain. S1 E6 
00:23Kim Possible Attack of the Killer Bebes Kim meets Drakken's new team of robotic warrior women who threaten to kidnap the country's leading scientists, including Kim's dad. S1 E7 
00:48Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Gigantitan A toddler is akumatized into Gigantitan, a giant baby who hunts for a lollipop and destroys everything in his path! Stopping him won't be child's play. S2 E6 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Riposte: A mysterious masked fencer gets akumatized into Riposte. She wants revenge on Adrien, who unintentionally humiliated her. S2 E7 
01:36Disney The Lodge Hard to Say No Skye and Sean get to compete at the Enduro but tensions behind the scenes threaten their preparation, Kaylee confronts Frankie and Ed has some news for Alex. S2 E12 
01:59Alex & Co. Episode 22 Alex & Co argue while writing their new song, Sam learns Rebecca has a lovely voice but doesn't want to upset Linda. He forgets his six month anniversary with Nicole. S2 E9 
02:22Alex & Co. Episode 23 Everyone is impressed with Alex's talent but will the band go through to the next round? Events take an unexpected turn. S2 E10 
02:46Violetta Episode 204 Gery tries to convince everyone she and Leon are a couple. Ludmila walks in on Francesca and Diego. She threatens to tell Violetta about them. Maxi is upset with Naty. S3 E44 
03:33Evermoor Chronicles The Things They Say About Alice Alice is nervous on her first day at Evermoor High. A magic splinter causes rumours about her to come true and she becomes a rampaging rock star. S2 E2 
03:56Evermoor Chronicles No Life Crisis It's Ludo's birthday. Bella wants to make it the best ever and arranges for Jake to turn up. But Jake wants to hang out with Lacie, making Ludo feel invisible. S2 E3 
04:20Disney Cookabout Episode Six Lebo and Ben learn all about rooibos, and how it can not only be used for tea but also in a variety of dishes. S1 E6 
04:43Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Riposte: A mysterious masked fencer gets akumatized into Riposte. She wants revenge on Adrien, who unintentionally humiliated her. S2 E7 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Befana: Marinette's grandmother becomes Befana. She wants revenge on Marinette for wanting to spend time with her friends rather than with her.. S2 E8 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Frightningale A young singer gets akumatized into Frightningale. Armed with a magic mike, she wants to turn Paris into a giant musical. S2 E9 
06:00Jessie The Princess and the Pea-Brain Tony is summoning up the courage to ask Jessie out, but rich bad boy Brody gets to her first. It's up to Zuri to show Jessie she's going out with the wrong boy. S1 E13