This week's UK TV & radio

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BBC 1
06:00Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. [S] Including regional news at 25 and 55 minutes past each hour.
09:15Heir Hunters Stewart/Mansfield The Fraser and Fraser team investigate bachelor Gordon Stewart and are met with family tragedies. Heir hunter Lady Teviot probes into the case of Joan Mansfield.
10:00Homes Under the Hammer Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a property in Dulwich, West London, a house in Kent that's taken a drop in price and a property in Cornwall. [S] Then BBC News; Weather.
11:00To Buy or Not to Buy Property series. Ed Hall and Jonny Benarr go house-hunting in Loughborough with a buyer looking to move out of her father's house and find a new home for herself and her son.
11:30Cash in the Attic June Jailler lost her husband Mike to cancer and is determined to raise funds for the hospice that cared for him so brilliantly. Jules Hudson presents. [S] Then BBC News; Weather.
12:15Bargain Hunt 2/32. South: Antiques challenge. Naval epaulettes and a catapult are among the items bought by bargain hunters shopping in Marlborough, guided by experts Mark Stacey and Phillip Allwood.
13:00BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.
13:30Midlands Today The latest news, sport and weather for the Midlands.
13:45Doctors Hanging On A teenage girl rebels against her mother's strange way of dealing with the absence of her father. Cherry expresses concerns to Simon after her disastrous date with Jimmi. [AD,S]
14:15Diagnosis Murder 17/19. Shaker: Drama series. After a devastating earthquake, a man is found dead in his house. Was his death caused by the quake, or was there a more sinister cause?
15:00BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. [S] Followed by regional news.
15:05Green Balloon Scrapbook CBeebies. 15/15. Song Special: The Green Team introduce their favourite songs in a programme of music and verse. Ant is out looking for minibeasts - what's his favourite song?
15:30Eliot Kid CBBC. Mind Control: Children's animation featuring the kid with the mind-boggling imagination. Marcus, Eliot's classmate, finds out he needs glasses. Suddenly he becomes a studious kid.
15:40Wingin' It CBBC. Do Over: Live-action comedy. Carl bombs a history presentation so badly that Porter gives Carl a 'do over' and magically sets time back by one hour.
16:05Trapped CBBC. 1/13. Wolverhampton: Adventure game show where six children must work together to complete challenges in order to escape. One of them cannot be trusted, but who is it?
16:35Hounded CBBC. The Toast-O-Lator: Comedy series. Dr Mu has invented a highly dangerous robot/toaster and soon mass-produces a robot/toaster army with which to subjugate the Earth. [AD,S]
17:00Newsround CBBC. Daily news magazine keeping young viewers up to date on the latest stories and events happening at home and abroad.
17:15The Weakest Link Anne Robinson presents the quick-fire general knowledge quiz in which contestants must decide at the end of each round which of their number should be eliminated.
18:00BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.
18:30Midlands Today The latest news, sport and weather for the Midlands.
19:00The One Show If it has Britain talking then it will be talked about on the One Show. Chris Evans brings viewers the stories that matter from across the country. Also in HD.
19:30Animal 24:7 Series following the people fighting to protect Britain's wildlife and pets. The RSPCA is on the case of a puppy with a broken leg, and a team battles to save an orphaned porpoise. [S] Then BBC News.
20:00EastEnders Becca reveals her true colours in a shocking showdown with Stacey, while Peggy tracks Phil down and is horrified by what she discovers. Meanwhile, Ryan has a romantic surprise for Janine. [AD,S]
20:30The Inspector Lynley Mysteries Know Thine Enemy Crime drama series. Lynley and Havers' friendship is pushed to its limits in a high-profile and chilling investigation into the disappearance of two teenage girls. [AD,S]
22:00BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.
22:25Midlands Today The latest news, sport and weather for the Midlands. [S] Followed by national weather.
22:35Would I Lie to You? 7/8. Rob Brydon hosts the comedy panel show about truth and lies, with captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack and guests Patrick Kielty, Bernard Cribbins, Deborah Meaden and Mark Watson.
23:05The National Lottery Draws The National Lottery draws including EuroMillions, Millionaire Raffle and Thunderball, presented by OJ Borg.
23:15Grosse Pointe Blank Black comedy starring John Cusack about a hitman who returns to his home town to carry out a hit and arrives just in time for his high school reunion. Contains very strong language.
00:55Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.
01:00Who Do You Think You Are? 1/9. Bruce Forsyth: Celebrity genealogy series. Entertainer Bruce Forsyth travels to America to investigate claims that his great-grandfather was married to two women at once. [AD,S,SL]
02:00DIY SOS: The Big Build 2/2. Haydock: Single mum Lorraine and her three children think that their sitting room is getting a makeover, but Nick Knowles recruits extra help to renovate their whole house. [S,SL]
03:00Ben Fogle's Escape in Time 10/20. Series in which families become Victorian farmers. It's the day of the big weekly challenge for the Brays from Suffolk and the Trevithicks from Cornwall. [S,SL]
03:45BBC News BBC One joins the BBC's rolling news channel for a night of news, with bulletins on the hour and the headlines every 15 minutes.
BBC 2
06:00Wibbly Pig CBeebies. Boat: Preschool animation based on the popular children's books. Wibbly uses a box to make a boat to go on an adventure and draws a map as he goes.
06:10Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady,... ...Build! CBeebies. 9/20. Dizzy In Charge: Bob and the Can Do Crew are in Fixham Harbour for building adventures. Bob leaves Dizzy and Scratch to tidy up the builder's yard.
06:20Postman Pat: SDS CBeebies. Charlie's Telescope: Children's animation. Pat is delivering a telescope to Charlie. His sat nav leads him in the wrong direction, however, and the van becomes stuck in mud.
06:35Guess with Jess CBeebies. Who Did I Hear in the Big Hollow Log?: Jess the curious cat and his farmyard friends explore the world. Jess hears a voice in the big hollow log and sets out to find his new friend.
06:50Pingu CBeebies. 3/13. Pingu's Grandpa Comes to Stay: Pingu and Pinga only want to eat fish and cake for dinner so Grandpa eats everything else. [S] Followed by Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!
07:00Everything's Rosie CBeebies. How Will Got His Wings: Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful friends. Will is convinced he can fly but his arms aren't feathery enough to be wings. He asks Rosie for help. [AD,S]
07:10Garth and Bev CBeebies. Lightbulb: Garth and Bev need Grandfather Lir's cave to be brighter so people can see their paintings. [AD,S] Followed by Bob the Builder.
07:25Jollywobbles CBeebies. 8/13. River: Live action sketch show featuring Justin Fletcher. Relaxing by the river with a picnic, Justin tries to impress a pretty girl walking by with his unique style of dancing.
07:35Buzz and Tell CBeebies. Puppet panel show hosted by a walrus called Walter Flipstick. The contestants include Miss Honkover, an exotic showbiz bird, and Ken Koala, who is very shy.
07:40Timmy Time CBeebies. Go Kart Timmy: Animated adventures of a young lamb at his nursery school. Everyone is desperate to have a go on a brand new pedal go-kart. Timmy's eagerness leads him into trouble. [AD,S]
07:50Charlie and Lola CBeebies. It's a Secret: Children's animation featuring a pair of siblings. Lola must keep Charlie's birthday surprise secret, but it is hard to keep secrets when Charlie tries to guess.
08:00Prank Patrol CBBC. 2/10. Wacky Wedding: Series in which children play pranks. The target ends up wearing a bridesmaid's outfit at the wedding of someone she doesn't even know.
08:30Ed and Oucho's Excellent... ...Inventions. CBBC. 1/13. The Falconator: Factual programme. Ed and Oucho try to build The Falconator, an all-terrain vehicle with a custard cannon. It starts off well, until Oucho crashes it.
09:00Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging... ...Disaster. CBBC. 5/13. How to survive the most dangerous situations that Mother Nature can chuck at you. Sam and Mark find out how to avoid being charged by a hippo and attacked by giant ants.
09:30Gimme a Break CBBC. Marshall - Finland: Series in which kids take control of the family break. Jack and Tom want their parents to have some fun. They are bored of mum teaching all the time. [S] Followed by Leon.
10:00Copycats CBBC. Two families battle it out in a range of hilarious games based on the idea of Chinese Whispers and involving anything from remote control football boots to motorised toilets.
10:30Deadly 60 CBBC. Louisiana: Steve and the team are on the search for deadly animals in the southern USA. The contenders are everywhere, not least the alligators that live in just about every lake.
11:00What's New Scooby-Doo? CBBC. Pompeii and Circumstance: Animated series about a group of teenage sleuths and their cowardly dog. Is a zombie gladiator responsible for a series of volcanic eruptions in Italy?
11:25Odd Man Out Johnny McQueen, leader of 'The Organisation', is shot during a hold-up to obtain funds and left in the street. From then onwards he is hunted without mercy. With James Mason. [B&W, 1947]
13:15Ready Steady Cook Casualty stars Jane Hazlegrove and Matt Bardock help chefs James Tanner and Lesley Waters to make a meal in twenty minutes. With Ainsley Harriott.
14:00Wanted Down Under 13/20. After spending time in Australia as a child, Steph Robinson is desperate to return and start again with her new family. Can she persuade husband Mark to make the move to Sydney?
15:00Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Two experts from the world of antiques go head to head to raise money. In the final challenge, Eric Knowles and Charlie Ross compete at a charity showdown.
15:45Flog It! Crawley Charlie Ross and Mark Stacey are the experts examining items the people of Crawley have brought. Paul Martin learns more about the ancient art of Mounted Skill at Arms.
16:30Pointless 5/50. Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of.
17:15Escape to the Country Buckinghamshire Property series. Alistair Appleton helps a couple find a character home in Buckinghamshire with at least half an acre of land to keep some goats.
18:00Eggheads General knowledge quiz in which teams from all over the UK battle to beat the Eggheads, some of the country's top quiz champions.
18:30Restoration Roadshow 20/20. Series devoted to saving treasured heirlooms from the scrapheap. Against the stunning backdrop of Burghley House, Eric Knowles and his team save yet more timeworn treasures.
19:00Who Do You Think You Are? 7/9. Jason Donovan: Jason Donovan was born in Australia and catapulted to fame in the soap opera Neighbours. Beginning in Melbourne, he attempts to trace his roots. [AD,S]
20:00Mastermind The hunt for the nation's Mastermind continues. Topics are the Tudor monarchy, the travelogues of Michael Palin, postage stamps of the 19th century and Belle and Sebastian.
20:30Gardeners' World Gardening magazine. September is the start of a new season, and Toby Buckland shows how to store the last of the potato harvest so they remain fresh over the winter months. Also in HD.
21:00Home Movie Roadshow 5/5. Dan Cruickshank and Kirsty Wark present 100 years of Britons' lives filmed on home movie cameras. A helicopter pilot shows off his films from the Malaya Emergency in the 50s. [AD,S]
22:00Roger and Val Have Just Got In 5/6. Reply All: Sitcom following a middle-aged couple during their first half-hour home from work. Roger accidentally sends an embarrassing email to his management team. Also in HD. [AD,S]
22:30Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Emily Maitlis.
23:00The Review Show Kirsty Wark and guests discuss two new films based on comic strips - Jonah Hex and Tamara Drewe - and review an operatic version of Peter Carey's novel Bliss. [S] Followed by weather.
23:50Reading Festival Highlights Edith Bowman and Reggie Yates introduce highlights from the 2010 Reading Festival. Including performances from the likes of Arcade Fire, The Libertines and The Klaxons.
01:20The Haunted House of Horror Chiller about teenagers in the Swinging Sixties who spend a night in a haunted house - with murderous results. With Frankie Avalon and Jill Haworth. Contains some violence.
02:50Pages from Ceefax News and information from the BBC's Teletext service.
ITV 1
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Channel 4
06:10Sali Mali Digging for Treasure Animated series for young children, narrated by Rhys Ifans. Sali Mali and Jackdaw find a delicious cache of 'treasure' while digging in the garden.
06:15The Hoobs Day Off Iver, Groove and Tula don't need to bother with Hoob News today - Hubba Hubba has given them the day off. [AD,S]
06:40The Hoobs Pancakes Groove's lemon is too sour to eat by itself. But it would be lovely with some sugar on a delicious pancake. And making pancakes is easy. [AD,S]
07:05Big Brother's Little Brother The ultimate fanzine show with exclusive access as George Lamb and Emma Willis present the latest breaking news from the house.
07:35Ultimate Big Brother Another chance to see highlights of the past 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house.
08:45Frasier Murder Most Maris (Part 2): Niles is suspected as an accomplice to murder when his ex-wife Maris uses his crossbow to kill her husband.
09:15T4: Hoot Film (2006) Wil Shriner's family film stars Logan Lerman, Brie Larson and Cody Linley as three pals who combine to stop a chain restaurant building on a nesting site used by rare burrowing owls.
11:00T4: Friends The One with the Giant Poking Device Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross. [AD,S]
11:30T4: Friends The One with the Football On Thanksgiving, a good-natured American football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries. [AD,S]
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Includes news headlines and weather.
12:05Brothers & Sisters Spring Broken Kevin and Justin take Tommy on a trip to help him make a decision about his legal future. [AD,S]
13:00Jamie at Home It may be winter, but the garden is still offering up some beautiful veg. Jamie shows how to make a seasonal winter veg coleslaw, bubble and squeak and a delicious Italian cabbage soup.
13:35Big Business Film (1988) Comedy with Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin as two sets of separated twins who end up in conflict over mining plans by one pair which threatens the livelihood of the other.
15:25Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Gloria Hunniford.
16:10Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.
17:00Come Dine with Me It's the last night and Ana is keen to impress with her seafood starter and beef main course. But Ana's guests are left speechless when they discover photos of Ana as a young man!
17:30Coach Trip In Hamburg it's day five, and some familiar faces rejoin the group. After a visit to a submarine from the cold war, it's all out conflict between two couples at vote time.
18:00The Simpsons Millhouse of Sand and Fog Millhouse's parents reunite, but Millhouse is annoyed because he receives less attention from them. Will they stay together for good? Homer catches chicken pox.
18:30Hollyoaks When Eva sees Alistair drowning his sorrows, she wastes no time introducing herself. But, then Cindy shows up... Sinead is put out that her dad is Acting Head of her school.
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.
19:254thought.tv Eighteen-year-old Aoibheann Fitzpatrick has just finished studying at a Catholic school in Northern Ireland and feels that faith schools sometimes offer a narrow-minded education.
19:30Who Do You Think You Were? First Cut follows Neil Clarke's attempt to discover whether memories of a 19th-century landowner's life, experienced by him under past life regression hypnosis, have any basis in fact.
20:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Ron and Brenda have different dreams. He wants to move to Carcassonne and open a spiritual retreat, but Brenda wants a new home in Cornwall. Will they choose to move home, or away?
21:00Ultimate Big Brother It's Friday and that can only mean one thing. Eviction night. So who will be the first Ultimate Housemate evicted from the Big Brother house? Plus, highlights of the past 24 hours.
22:00Pete Versus Life Ollie's Girlfriend Pete finally gets a decent sports writing job, but it's on the basis of a pretend relationship with Ollie's girlfriend. Problems ensue when an office romance blossoms.
22:35T4: Ultimate Big Brother The second part of yesterday's Ultimate Big Brother eviction night, in which the first Ultimate Housemate was evicted. Plus, more highlights of the previous 24 hours.
23:25Tim Minchin: Live Comedian Tim Minchin's live stand-up show, in which he confronts the pressing issues of the day: sex, death, dancing bears and ginger body hair.
01:30Music on 4: The Album Chart Show Nick Grimshaw presents a special edition of the show to run through the biggest anthems of the summer.
02:00Ultimate Big Brother: Live See what the housemates are up to with live streaming direct from the Ultimate Big Brother house.
03:354Music's Top 20 Miquita Oliver counts down 4Music's pick of the 20 biggest tracks of the week, featuring the latest videos from the hottest new artists.
05:25Countdown Jeff Stelling and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. With Dictionary Corner guest Gloria Hunniford.
Five
06:00Pocoyo Animation narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo and Pato find Elly's scooter and decide to take it back to her, but Pato wants to have a go on it first.
06:05Roary The Racing Car Racing animation. The cars are all gleaming for the evening's race. Roary gets bored and heads out onto the track - with disastrous consequences.
06:15Thomas and Friends The animated adventures of a cheeky little tank engine. A new station is being built and it is Thomas's job to ferry the workmen back and forth.
06:30Chiro CGI animation. Kuri eats a mystical fruit which causes his waistline to expand. Can Chiro and the others halt the terrible side effects of this mysterious snack?
06:35Elmo's World Educational fun. Elmo learns about skin and finds out what it looks like through a magnifying glass. Mr. Noodle gets dizzy trying to scratch his back.
06:50Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and family go camping, but soon realise that their tent is too small for everyone to fit in.
06:55Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The hairy hero heads to the seaside for a spot of fishing by the pier.
07:00The WotWots Alien animation. The WotWots try to draw some pictures in the dark, but it proves rather difficult.
07:10Rupert Bear Rupert and the Rainbow. When Rupert and his friends see a rainbow, they borrow its colours for the pictures they're painting, but Ping Pong's magic spell doesn't go as planned.
07:20Bert and Ernie Wild West Sheriff Ernie and Deputy Bert are called into action when Clarice the Cow and Billy the Bull decide to leave Horseshoe Gulch with all of the town's milk.
07:25Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications.
07:30Roary The Racing Car Big Chris Forgets Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car. It is Marsha's birthday and Big Chris is in charge of organising a surprise for her.
07:45Make Way For Noddy A Bike for Big Ears Children's animation. When Noddy accidentally runs over Big Ears's bike, he offers to have it repaired 'better than new'.
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Fifi is excited to be looking after Aunt Tulip's pet, Grubby, for the day - until the naughty grub disappears.
08:15Peppa Pig Porcine animation. Peppa and George love jumping in muddy puddles, even when it's raining - but when George takes off his rain hat, he catches a cold.
08:20Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa and her family go on holiday in a special van.
08:25Thomas and Friends Gordon Takes a Short Cut Railway adventures featuring characters created by the Rev W Awdry. Gordon gets lost while on his way to the docks, but is unwilling to ask for help.
08:35Olivia Olivia Explores Outer Space CGI animation. For a school project, Olivia decides to create a model of the entire solar system, and makes up a brand-new planet in the process.
08:50Mr Men Full Moon. Mr Bump's search for a giant owl results in yet more accidents, while Little Miss Calamity manages to trap a ghost.
09:00Little Princess I Want My Horace Regal animation. Little Princess is delighted when Great Uncle Walter's Shetland pony Horace comes to stay - until she discovers how stubborn he is...
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Tracy-Ann Oberman and Christopher Biggins. Novelist Conn Iggulden joins the debate.
10:45Trisha Goddard I Found a Secret Love Note... My Daughter Tried to Steal My Man!: Daytime discussion show. A mother accuses her daughter of trying to seduce her man.
11:45CSI: Miami Free Fall Miami-based forensics drama. The bodies of two men are discovered in an abandoned hotel. The team's investigation ties the men to a huge money-laundering scheme. (20/25)
12:40Five News Lunchtime National and international news.
12:45The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi transforms failing hotels. Alex comes to the rescue of a couple who own a historical house in rural Devon (6/6).
13:45Neighbours Declan finds a way to ensure that the gig at Charlie's goes ahead. Paul is alarmed to hear that Diana intends to meet with Toadie.
14:15CSI: New York You Only Die Once Crime drama. The team investigates a murder tied into a string of spy-themed robberies targeting the elite, while Mac continues to receive mysterious calls (3/21).
15:05Expecting A Miracle Film Drama starring Jason Priestley and Teri Polo. A young couple who are struggling to conceive through IVF treatment break down in a small Mexican town. (2009)
17:00Five News National and international news.
17:30Neighbours Declan finds a way to ensure that the gig at Charlie's goes ahead. Paul is alarmed to hear that Diana intends to meet with Toadie.
18:00Panda Week Nigel Marven heads to China to learn about giant pandas. Nigel is determined to locate a wild panda den. Elsewhere, Nigel catches up with Chengdu's panda cubs (5/5).
18:25Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss. The programme features a look at the day's news alongside location reports, celebrity interviews and gossip.
19:00Five News at 7 National and international news.
19:30Zoo Days Documentary series based at Chester Zoo. Two new cheetahs arrive at the zoo. Also in this edition, a rare barbirusa piglet wins another admirer. (8/20)
20:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. The cops are on the trail of a group of thieves who targeted a supermarket. A rude biker finds himself the subject of police attention (13/15).
20:58Five News at 9 The latest national and international news headlines.
21:00The Mentalist Red-Handed Crime drama. A severed hand found on the Nevada-California state border leads the agents into the murky world of high-stakes gambling (6/23).
22:00Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Confrontation Police drama series. The team races to stop a serial rapist who repeatedly targets the same women for an unusual purpose (5/22).
23:00CSI: New York Yahrzeit Crime drama. The brutal murder of a jewellery-auction appraiser points the CSIs towards events that took place during the Holocaust (22/25).
23:55Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shootouts.
00:15Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com.
04:05House Doctor Camden Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice are in Camden, North London.
04:30Motorsport Mundial The latest and best action from the world of motorsports with race highlights, interviews and features from around the globe.
04:55Animal Rescue Squad Matt Baker and Michaela Strachan present this look at what is being done at home and abroad to help out animals in distress or danger.
05:10The New Tomorrow Children's drama series, a spin-off from 'The Tribe'. The Ants and The Barbs try to live peacefully as one tribe, while the Privs continue to plot their downfall.
05:35Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan and colleagues undertake a range of wildlife-related dares. Jamie free-dives with sharks, Michaela watches whales and Ellie takes to the trees with a kangaroo.
06:00Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa gets shiny new red shoes and never, ever wants to take them off - until it is time to jump in muddy puddles.
Sky One
06:00The Real A & E The insightful documentary draws to a close. A 61-year-old man finds himself at the centre of a huge airlift rescue during a day out with his wife, and a BMX stunt goes badly wrong. Also in HD
07:00Crash Test Dummies More crazy capers from the boys in Dummyworld. Steve and Dan set about causing more destruction as they test anything and everything to breaking point. Also in HD
08:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Jon Tickle wets the bed (in the name of research), darts heavyweight Andy Fordham takes on a Brainiac, and we find out which is Britain's noisiest food. See, science can be fun!
09:00Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty.
09:30Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty.
10:00Missing Mums: Lorraine Kelly... ... Investigates. Lorraine Kelly presents a poignant series revealing the stories of people searching for their missing mums, including the cases of Wendy Whitehead and Nicola Payne. Also in HD
11:00Wedding S.O.S Emotionally charged series following no-nonsense celebrity wedding planner Jane Dayus-Hinch as she attempts to ease wedding woes and make getting hitched hitch free. Also in HD
11:30New Parent Nightmares What happens when the dream of raising a family becomes a nightmare? Follow stressed-out parents as they struggle to raise their newborn children. Narrated by Julie Dawn Cole. Also in HD
12:00The Real A & E The real-life medical drama continues. A factory worker ends up in A&E after a DIY disaster and a nine-year-old boy is left fighting for his life. Also in HD
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Lois is furious when her sister lavishes expensive gifts on the kids during a rare visit. Only later does she realise why Susan is being so generous. Kooky comedy.
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates A Family Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family, completely forgetting about his girlfriend. And Lois bans the boys from their favourite restaurant.
14:00Liza And Huey's Pet Nation The fur is set to fly in this penultimate fix. Former Men Behaving Badly star Neil Morrissey joins Liza and Huey for a candid chinwag about all things animal-related. (9/10) Also in HD
15:00Stargate SG-1 Citizen Joe Dan Castellaneta, voice of Homer Simpson, guest stars as a barber plagued for years by visions of SG-1's missions. And now he's had enough. As usual General O'Neill is ace. Also in HD
16:00Stargate SG-1 Reckoning 'You said we had a problem not a big galactic emergency.' While the Replicators attack the Goa'uld, the rebel Jaffa move on the temple of Ta'Kara. (Part 1 of 2) Also in HD
17:00WWE Superstars WWE Superstars brings you matches involving wrestlers from both Raw and Smackdown. See all your favourite WWE stars in action, including John Cena, Rey Mysterio and The Undertaker. Also in HD
18:00Oops TV Justin Lee Collins voices this irreverent take on the traditional bloopers show. From hilarious home videos to YouTube shockers, the comedy series promises belly laughs aplenty.
18:30Simpsons The Burns And The Bees When Lisa discovers that honey-harvesters across the globe are dying out, she sets out on a crusade to save them. Unfortunately, her hopes rest on Mr Burns.
19:00Simpsons Little Orphan Millie Milhouse is forced to toughen up when he learns his parents are lost at sea. Meanwhile, Homer's lack of romantic zeal puts the male species to shame. D'oh!
19:30Simpsons Husbands & Knives Rocking comedian Jack Black guest stars as Comic Book Guy's rival, as a shop war breaks out between them. Plus, Marge opens a gym and Homer wants to get fit. Really?
20:00The Middle Pilot Get to know the Hecks in this rib-tickling and relatable US sitcom. Frankie reaches a career crossroads, before enduring a costume calamity thanks to son, Brick. (S1, ep 1) Also in HD New.
20:30Must Be The Music Live It's the first live semi-final as Chakula Soul, Daithi, Flow Dem, Legion of Many and Pepper & Piano battle it out for the public vote. Judge Jamie Cullum performs as well. (5/8) Also in HD New.
21:45Must Be The Music - Meet The... ...Semi-Finalists. New. A preview of the five acts who will perform in the second Must Be The Music semi-final. Cameras follow the hopefuls as they prepare for their performances. Also in HD
22:30Lie To Me Darkness & Light Secrets are spilled in this penultimate instalment. Bringing along daughter Emily for company, the human lie detector takes on the case of a runaway teen. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD New.
23:30Football's Greatest The start of a series looking back at the lives and careers of some of world football's superstars. This episode looks at some of the players who could be considered football's greatest.
00:40Bones The Boy With The Answer The Grave Digger resurfaces, standing trial for her sadistic crimes. Can Brennan, Booth and co provide the evidence to ensure justice is served? (S5, ep 21) Also in HD
01:40Road Wars In an action-packed episode, officers Dan and Daz are called to deal with a pub brawl, while in the US, police demonstrate how to stop a determined motorcyclist. Strong language. Also in HD
02:30Street Wars Join Medway Police's Tactical Unit as they answer calls and tackle street crime. Footage of real life criminals caught on tape with some strong language.
03:30The 4400 Gone Tom is forced to play the ultimate game of chicken with the future, and the NOVA Group finally exact their revenge on Shawn... Spookily good television. (Part 2 of 2) Also in HD
04:20Top Design Bachelor Pads It's paint brushes at dawn as aspiring interior designers go head to head. The decorating divas must create a spectacular space that meets the needs of single men.
05:10Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? Also in HD
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Take cover! Vic Reeves, Jon Tickle and Thaila Zucci are at it again. Testing science to its limits, the trio cause mayhem aplenty with the experiments you didn't see at school. Also in HD New.
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06:00Beauty and the Geek From Geek to Chic The geeks are given makeovers and are then asked to perform in front of actors from TV show, The Young and the Restless.
06:45Desperate Housewives The Gun Song Susan and Mike fall out over naming their newborn son, Lynette is arrested for child abuse following Kayla's false allegations and Bree flirts with Reverend Green. [AD,S]
07:35Friends The One with Phoebe's Husband Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband, a gay Canadian ice dancer, shows up as none of them knew of his existence.
08:00Supernanny US Angela and Forrest Duan-Ahn keep their five young children busy with over 40 activities a week, but they're all stressed out and exhausted. Can Jo Frost simplify and improve their life?
08:55Beauty and the Geek From Geek to Chic The geeks are given makeovers and are then asked to perform in front of actors from TV show, The Young and the Restless.
09:55Friends The One with Phoebe's Husband Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband, a gay Canadian ice dancer, shows up as none of them knew of his existence.
10:20Gilmore Girls But I'm a Gilmore! Rory finally realizes that she's not a casual dater and tells Logan that she wants to be friends.
11:20Desperate Housewives The Gun Song Susan and Mike fall out over naming their newborn son, Lynette is arrested for child abuse following Kayla's false allegations and Bree flirts with Reverend Green. [AD,S]
12:10Ultimate Big Brother Highlights of the past 24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brother house.
13:20Ultimate Big Brother: Live See what the housemates are up to with live streaming direct from the Big Brother house.
14:35Hollyoaks India frets over Alastair in his hospital bed, and is displeased to see Cindy doing the same. Cindy assures India she is genuinely worried about him. Meanwhile, Gilly is heartbroken.
15:05Gilmore Girls But I'm a Gilmore! Rory finally realizes that she's not a casual dater and tells Logan that she wants to be friends.
16:00Samantha Who? The Farm Sam and Owen head over to Regina and Howard's for dinner. Everything is going fine until Owen starts in on the horror of chicken farms.
16:30Friends The One with Two Parties Monica decides to throw a surprise birthday party for Rachel, but it all goes wrong when Rachel's estranged parents turn up unexpectedly. [AD,S]
17:00Friends The One with the Chicken Pox Phoebe's submariner boyfriend (Charlie Sheen) comes to visit, but Phoebe catches chicken pox. And Monica thinks she might be too strange. [AD,S]
17:30Friends The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding When Rachel is a bridesmaid at the wedding of her ex-fiance Barry and Mindy, she relives the nightmare of her own wedding day. [AD,S]
18:00Big Brother's Little Brother The ultimate fanzine show with exclusive access as George Lamb and Emma Willis present the latest breaking news from the house.
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when the geeky sales clerk in a comic book store hits on Penny. Even worse, she doesn't mind. [AD,S]
19:00Hollyoaks Amber's defiance takes its toll on Gabby; Brendan thinks Carmel might be 'the one' for him; and Jacqui decides to bite the bullet and ask fun2bwith out on a proper, real world date... [AD,S]
19:30Friends The One with Two Parties Monica decides to throw a surprise birthday party for Rachel, but it all goes wrong when Rachel's estranged parents turn up unexpectedly. [AD,S]
20:00Friends The One with the Chicken Pox Phoebe's submariner boyfriend (Charlie Sheen) comes to visit, but Phoebe catches chicken pox. And Monica thinks she might be too strange. [AD,S]
20:30Friends The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding When Rachel is a bridesmaid at the wedding of her ex-fiance Barry and Mindy, she relives the nightmare of her own wedding day. [AD,S]
21:00Supernanny This week Supernanny is called to deal with a food-phobic seven-year-old, but when she witnesses a mealtime, she realises the family's problems run much deeper.
22:05Wife Swap Publican Sam Stevens in Cornwall swaps lives with working mother Natalie Rayfield from Gravesend. What happens when Sam presents Natalie's house-husband partner Jay with a few home truths?
23:05Rude Tube Superstars of the Web This top 10 countdown features a dazzling parade of the men, women and animals who have been made global celebrities by posting their video virals online.
23:25Big Brother's Big Mouth Davina McCall and the always rowdy Big Mouth audience are joined by a panel of celebrity guests and the hottest musical acts around, to debate and dissect the latest action from the house.
00:30Ultimate Big Brother: Live See what the housemates are up to with live streaming direct from the Big Brother house.