This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, September 27 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:35The Piglet Files The Ice Man Cometh Spy comedy. There is a case of mistaken identity when a Russian hit-man looking for Patrick Clayton is handed a photo of Peter Chapman. S1 Ep4 
08:00The Piglet Files Now You See It Comedy series. A device called the Black Ghost goes missing and MI5 are sent to find it with the help of a less than subtle CIA agent. S1 Ep6 
08:30Porterhouse Blue Concluding episode of the four-part dramatisation of Tom Sharpe's satire. The Dean and Sir Cathcart D'Eath enlist a journalist's help with a view to ending the new Master's regime. S1 Ep4 
09:30Last of the Summer Wine The Second Husband and the Showgirls Comedy about young-at-heart pensioners. Tom and Smiler have a blind date lined up. Truly learns that his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town. S24 Ep9 
10:10Last of the Summer Wine All of a Florrie: Sitcom that's been raising laughs since 1973. An acquaintance from Truly's past turns up with amorous intentions. Starring Frank 'Are You Being Served?' Thornton. S24 Ep10 
10:50Last of the Summer Wine Jurassic No Parking Roy Clarke's much-loved sitcom. Barry's prize in a competition is a really big problem - not just for him but everyone who helps get rid of it. S25 Ep1 
11:30Lucky Feller A Night on the Moors 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty is in love with Kath, who just happens to be in love with his womanising brother. S1 Ep12 
12:05A Sharp Intake of Breath The Weekend David Jason's character is exasperated once more in the vintage sitcom. Peter is invited to stay the weekend with an old army friend. S4 Ep5 
12:40The Story of Only Fools and Horses Friends and Enemies Definitive documentary series celebrating the classic sitcom. This episode explores the colourful characters who revolve around Del and Rodney's world. S1 Ep3 
13:40Only Fools and Horses Watching the Girls Go By Rodders is at the mercy of Del as per usual in the brilliant comedy. Rodney needs a girlfriend to accompany him to a do in order to win a bet. S4 Ep6 
14:20Only Fools and Horses As One Door Closes The comedy adored by the public with Del and Rodders Trotter. Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but if the butterfly flutters by, all is lost. S4 Ep7 
15:00The Story of Only Fools and Horses Peckham and Beyond Definitive documentary series celebrating the classic sitcom. This episode explores the areas that set the scene for the Trotter's adventures. S1 Ep4 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine The Second Husband and the Showgirls Comedy about young-at-heart pensioners. Tom and Smiler have a blind date lined up. Truly learns that his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town. S24 Ep9 
16:40Last of the Summer Wine All of a Florrie: Sitcom that's been raising laughs since 1973. An acquaintance from Truly's past turns up with amorous intentions. Starring Frank 'Are You Being Served?' Thornton. S24 Ep10 
17:20Last of the Summer Wine Jurassic No Parking Roy Clarke's much-loved sitcom. Barry's prize in a competition is a really big problem - not just for him but everyone who helps get rid of it. S25 Ep1 
18:00Porridge Pardon Me Classic prison-set sitcom with the great Ronnie Barker and a guest appearance from David Jason. Fletch decides to help an old lag who has been in prison for 17 years. S5 Ep4 
18:40Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. S3 Ep4 
19:20Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville tries to tempt the locals with a big wheel of cheese which seems to be on the turn and Mrs Featherstone continues to strike fear into Mr Newbold. S3 Ep5 
20:00David Jason: My Life on screen Final part of this revealing and personal look at David Jason's career. He revisits key people and places that informed his later roles, including A Touch of Frost. S1 Ep3 
21:00The Story of Only Fools and Horses Family Matters Definitive documentary series about the sitcom classic. A look at the Trotter's family ties over the years. Also, a lost episode is uncovered. S1 Ep6 
22:00Only Fools and Horses No Greater Love More belly laughs with one of comedy's great pairings, Del and Rodney. When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand. S2 Ep4 
22:40Porridge Pardon Me Classic prison-set sitcom with the great Ronnie Barker and a guest appearance from David Jason. Fletch decides to help an old lag who has been in prison for 17 years. S5 Ep4 
23:20Rock and Chips The Frog and the Pussycat 'Del Boy Begins' - the popular prequel to Only Fools and Horses. Young Del has fallen in lust again, and the lucky girl's parents throw an engagement party. Ep3 
00:40Gimme Gimme Gimme Millennium Kathy Burke and James Dreyfus in a guest-star heavy version of the outrageously saucy sitcom. Simon Shepherd, Melinda Messenger and the Pink Singers all crop up. S2 Ep1 
01:25Bottom Weapons Grade Y Fronts... ...Live. Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson return with another stage version of their riotous sitcom. The lads journey through space and time inside Eddie's lavatorial time machine, The Turdis. 
03:10Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Scotch Mist Horror writer Garth Marenghi introduces his tongue-in-cheek medical drama set in Romford. Dr Rick Dagless must unravel the secret of a strange, killer mist. S1 Ep5 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.