This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, October 26 2017

06:00Andromeda Pride Before the Fall Romance turns sour when Beka's new boyfriend Peter turns out to be a lethal adversary from a bygone era. (S5, ep 12) 
07:00Motorway Patrol An angry woman breaks the law but demands police help, a dim car thief is caught on camera and there's the strangest of incidents involving a drive shaft and 11 cars. (S16, ep 11) 
07:30Motorway Patrol Two elderly pedestrians take a wrong turn and dice with death, a taxi driver dumps his passengers on the motorway and police track a car filled with suspected criminals. (S16, ep 12) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Series three of the documentary following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S3, ep 1) 
09:00Road Wars More full-throttle action in the fly-on-the-wall series. In tonight's instalment: a nasty gang mugging, a high-speed pursuit and a mouthy youth. Strong language. (S6, ep 5) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 7) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 8) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 9) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 10) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Titan, Candy And Bella Cesar Millan is called in to tame a new puppy which is scaring a cat, while a 120-pound Rottweiler needs anger-management training. (S3, ep 14) 
13:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 17) 
13:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 18) 
14:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 5) 
14:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 6) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog The Love of His Life Victoria Stilwell steps in to help a couple whose decision to move in together caused their dogs to start behaving badly. (S1, ep 16) 
16:00Andromeda Through a Glass Darkly Harper receives an unexpected blast from the past when her presumed-dead friend Hohne saves Seefra-5 from being destroyed. (S5, ep 11) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Unending SG-1's battle with the Ori comes to a stunning conclusion in the final episode of this popular show. Who will be victorious? (S10, ep 20) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Misbegotten A dangerous situation develops when the Atlantis team set up a prisoner of war camp for former Wraiths. Meanwhile, the IOA continues its investigation into Dr Weir. (S3, ep 2) 
19:00Relic Hunter Flag Day Sydney and Nigel search for the pioneers' Bear Flag of California, but when their search leads to a murder, it's clear they are not alone in hunting down the artefact. (S1, ep 4) 
20:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Freakshow: The Legends hope to right their wrongs in 1870. But things go from bad to worse when Nate and Ray free a circus tiger. (S3, ep 2) 
21:00Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive. Behold... The Inhumans: Get set for some spectacular Marvel action as the Inhuman Royals fight back against a coup that divides their family and their people. (S1, ep 1) 
22:00Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. When a deal goes bad, Brit Barnaby teams up with NYC tough girl Nina to get his cash back. But a world of trouble awaits... Jack Whitehall and Rosie Perez star. (S1, ep 1) 
23:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Tribute: Oliver struggles to balance being Green Arrow, mayor and William's father. So it's bad timing when Anatoly returns to Star City with a deadly agenda. (S6, ep 2) 
00:00New: A League Of Their Own New & Exclusive. There's a load of laughs in store as James Corden welcomes footie star Robbie Keane, funnyman Romesh Ranganathan and national treasure Jessica Ennis-Hill. (S12, ep 7) 
01:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Tune in as Russell Howard offers his take on the week's biggest headlines and stories. He welcomes a special guest, as well as an upcoming stand-up star. (S1, ep 6) 
02:00Law & Order True Crime: The... ...Menendez Murders. New & Exclusive. As the trial gets underway, a ruling is made that the case can be televised, bringing heightened public scrutiny to the court proceedings. (S1, ep 5) 
03:00A League Of Their Own Corden and the gang are joined by goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, TV presenter Alex Brooker and Absolutely Fabulous favourite Jennifer Saunders. (S9, ep 2) 
04:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S4, ep 1) 
04:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S4, ep 2) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 7) 
05:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 8) 
06:00Andromeda Moonlight Becomes You While Beka and the gang search for treasure, Trance crosses paths with a fascinating fellow named Ione, a sun god. (S5, ep 13)