This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Friday, December 22 2017

06:00Futurama Bend Her It's the 3004 Olympics and there's all kinds of cheating going on. Bender will do whatever it takes to win gold, even if it means having a sex change... (S5, ep 13) 
06:30Futurama Obsoletely Fabulous Bender suffers from robot envy when a new machine makes him look inadequate. He can be upgraded but that means a personality transplant. (S5, ep 14) 
07:00Futurama Bender Should Not Be On TV Bender becomes a TV superstar after landing a role on 'All My Circuits' but FART (Fathers Against Rude Television) want him sacked for being loutish. (S5, ep 15) 
07:30The Simpsons Homer Versus The 18th Amendment Prohibition is revived when a 200-year-old law is discovered in Springfield that makes drinking alcohol illegal. (S8, ep 18) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons Grade School Confidential Bart witnesses a tender moment between Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel and uses this information to his advantage. (S8, ep 19) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons S is for Santa's Little Helper Bart gives Santa's Little Helper away so he can keep a fully trained blue ribbon collie. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Old Man And The Lisa Mr Burns loses his fortune and his house is immediately repossessed and put on the market. Featuring the guest voice of Bret 'Hit Man' Hart. (S8, ep 21) Also in HD 
09:30Modern Family Little Bo Bleep Mitch and Cam flap when Lily says her first expletive, and Claire locks horns with Duane Bailey (David Cross) in a televised debate. Implied strong language. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
10:00Modern Family Me? Jealous?: While Phil is preoccupied with impressing a prospective client, Jay and Gloria open their home to Mitch and Cam. Greg Kinnear guests. Mild sexual references. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD 
10:30Modern Family Aunt Mommy Drinking and decision-making don't go hand-in-hand when Claire and Phil treat Mitch and Cam to dinner. Sexual references. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD 
11:00Big Cats... ...An Amazing Animal Family. Patrick Aryee witnesses gravity-defying 'catrobatics', tests a cheetah's speed and explores the odd-looking Pallas's cat. (2 of 2) Also in HD 
12:00Terry Pratchett's The Colour Of Magic ...of Magic. Sir David Jason, Sean Astin and Tim Curry star in this magical adaptation of the first of Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. (1 of 2) Also in HD 
14:00Terry Pratchett's The Colour Of Magic ...of Magic. The concluding part of Terry Pratchett's magical drama starring Sir David Jason, Sean Astin and Tim Curry. Can Rincewind save the Disc? (2 of 2) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Do Not Push Jay and Gloria celebrate their anniversary but can't decide on what kind of gift to give. The Dunphys, meanwhile, join Alex on her college tour. (S6, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family The Cold Phil tries to cover his tracks while editing Mitch and Cam's wedding video. Plus, 'manny' Andy (guest star Adam DeVine) is welcomed back into the fold. (S6, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Homer's determined to turn around his dismal performance as a dad, and endeavours to help Bart build a race car. Also in HD 
17:30Futurama Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch When Kif gets pregnant, Amy questions his readiness to become a parent. (S5, ep 5) 
18:00The Simpsons Homer gives Moe the recipe for a unique alcoholic drink and when it turns into a sensation, Moe takes the credit and the profits. Featuring the special guest voices of rock band Aerosmith. Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Lisa the Veterinarian Lisa discovers her calling after saving a raccoon. There are consequences for Marge when she moonlights as a crime scene cleaner. (S27, ep 15) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Marge-ian Chronicles Lisa signs up for a one-way ticket to Mars, forcing Marge to employ a devious strategy to keep her daughter on Earth. (S27, ep 16) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Burns Cage. Homer makes it his mission to find Smithers a boyfriend and signs him up to a dating app. Meanwhile, Bart messes with the school's stage show. (S27, ep 17) Also in HD 
20:00New: Michael Buble's Christmas... New York. Grammy award-winning singer Michael Bublé presents a festive TV special filled with musical performances, skits and holiday cheer. With Ariana Grande and Barbra Streisand. Also in HD 
21:00New: Hugh Jackman: Movie Musical... ...Greats. The Greatest Showman star Hugh Jackman joins Alex Zane to discuss his career on stage and screen, as well as his favourite movie musicals of all time. Also in HD 
22:302012 Film John Cusack battles to save his family as the end of the world closes in. Disaster epic from director Roland Emmerich, with Danny Glover. Strong language/flashing images. (2009)(152 mins) Also in HD 
01:25A League Of Their Own... ...Rally Special. James Corden and the gang, including comedian Jimmy Carr and Olympian Amy Williams, go head-to-head in the standout challenge from series seven: the rally car race. Also in HD 
01:50A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by Tony Adams, David Baddiel and Aisling Bea for another round of the sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:45The Force: Manchester Fast-paced documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
03:40Attenborough's Flying Monsters An eye-opening documentary that whets appetites for the pioneering 3D TV event, Flying Monsters. Join Sir David Attenborough as he sets out to unlock evolutionary secrets. Also in HD 
04:35Attenborough's Flying Monsters David Attenborough embarks on a journey into the past to explore the ancient world of the pterosaur, a remarkable flying monster that ruled the skies 200 million years ago. Also in HD 
06:00Yonderland It's the night before 'Thanktival', Yonderland's version of Christmas. But amid the joy lurks a monster called Chompus, who eats all the presents in the realm. Also in HD