This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, December 19 2018

06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 16) 
06:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 17) 
07:00Futurama That Darn Katz! Moggy mayhem awaits when the Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats! Can Fry and co prevent the planet being turned into a really big litter tray? (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Regrets Only Phil and Claire have the mother of all barneys, started by cauliflower and involving broccoli. Jay regrets buying Gloria a karaoke machine. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 16) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Two Monkeys And A Panda Jay treats Gloria to a shopping trip... to buy a crypt. Cam discovers that a detail is missing from Lily's birth certificate. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Boy's Night Jay accidentally gatecrashes Mitch and Cam's evening out, and Luke befriends his neighbour. Guest starring Nathan Lane and Philip Baker Hall. Mild bad language. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Paths Of Glory Lisa bids to save the reputation of Springfield's first woman inventor. Marge and Homer begin to suspect that Bart could be a sociopath. (S27, ep 8) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons Judge me Tender Dream maker/breaker Simon Cowell heads to Springfield. Mo's pint-pulling days appear to be over when he discovers a knack for judging talent contests. (S21, ep 23) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Elementary School Musical Glee stars Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley, plus Flight of the Conchords, guest star when Lisa goes to a performing arts camp. (S22, ep 1) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons Loan-A-Lisa When Grampa divvys up his savings between the family, Marge buys a designer handbag, while Lisa donates her money to a charity to help young entrepreneurs. (S22, ep 2) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Uncaged Sam's wife Michelle is held hostage by kidnappers, who in return for her life demand the release of Sam's archenemy, terrorist Tahir Khaled. (S8, ep 23) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Unleashed Following the kidnapping of his wife, Sam goes rogue in the hope of stopping terrorist Tahir Khaled once and for all. Season finale. (S8, ep 24) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Hoku Welowelo (Fire In The Sky): Conspiracy theorist Jerry Ortega (returning guest star Jorge Garcia) helps the Five-0 solve a triple homicide. (S4, ep 16) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ma lalo o ka 'lli (Beneath The Surface): Danny forces a reunion between his parents, while Jerry helps McGarrett decipher a code at the bottom of his champ box. (S4, ep 17) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family The Musical Man Cam accepts the role of music director at Luke and Manny's school. Jay's brother Donnie is in town. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family Someone To Watch Over Lily Mitch and Cam have a big decision to make, one that involves a spot of sleuthing. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Mother's Day Claire and Gloria's plan to spend time with their kids in the outdoors backfires and Phil witnesses an unexpected moment of weakness from Jay. Mild sex references. (S2, ep 21) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Eight Misbehavin' Apu is driven to the brink when his wife, Manjula, gives birth to octuplets. Featuring the guest voice of Butch Patrick as himself. 
17:00The Simpsons Take My Wife, Sleaze Homer wins a vintage motorcycle during a dance contest. Featuring the guest voices of John Goodman, Henry Winkler, Jay North and NRBQ. 
17:30The Simpsons Little Big Mom When Marge breaks her leg in a skiing accident, it's up to Lisa to run the Simpson household in her mother's absence. 
18:00Futurama A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Moneybart When Lisa signs up to coach Bart's baseball team, the pair discover that siblings and sport don't mix... Watch out for Banksy's unique title sequence too. (S22, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror A trio of smartly scripted and spirited Halloween tales. Guest starring Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, and House's Hugh Laurie. (S22, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Lisa Simpson This Isn't Your Life Lisa decides that she doesn't want to end up like her mum, Marge. Plus, dethroning Nelson, Bart becomes the playground's reigning bully. (S22, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00New: DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Legends of To-Meow-Meow: Constantine breaks a big Legend rule. And as he, Charlie and Zari secretly struggle to fix things, the situation goes from bad to worse. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: Micky Flanagan's Christmas New & Exclusive. What's a three-bird roast? And why the sudden need for a new sofa? Micky explores our craze for Christmas, finding some strange traditions along the way. Also in HD 
22:00New: Micky Flanagan - An' Another... ... Fing Live. New. Marriage, Saga holidays and Mary Berry get the Micky treatment in the cockney comic's sell-out stand-up show from the O2 Arena. Very strong language and adult humour. Also in HD 
00:00Football's Funniest Moments 2 A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. Also in HD 
01:00Trollied: A Christmas Carol It's Christmas Eve and Gavin (Jason Watkins) is proving a real Scrooge. Can a surprise visit from Julie (Jane Horrocks) put him in the festive spirit? With Richard Wilson. Also in HD 
02:00A League Of Their Own Xmas... ...Special. James Corden, Freddie Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp and Jack Whitehall are joined by Dennis Taylor and Gary Barlow for a Christmas episode of the comedy sports quiz. Also in HD 
03:00New: The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Join Russell as he mocks the madness of the news, chats to Somali refugee and Lord Mayor of Sheffield Magid Magid, and visits a shaman with Roisin Conaty. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD 
04:00Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 3) 
04:30Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 4) 
05:00Futurama That Darn Katz! Moggy mayhem awaits when the Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats! Can Fry and co prevent the planet being turned into a really big litter tray? (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 19)