This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, June 28 2018

06:00Futurama Mobius Dick Problems arise when the Planet Express crew sail through the Bermuda Tetrahedron and encounter a four-dimensional killer space whale. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:30Futurama Fry Am The Egg Man Good intentions backfire when Fry hatches rather than scoffs his egg, only to be saddled with an unsightly, acid-spewing critter. (S8, ep 9) Also in HD 
07:00Monkey Life The team have to make a heartbreaking decision when chimp Susie is taken to the hospital and found to have an inoperable heart condition. (S8, ep 15) Also in HD 
07:30Monkey Life Alison heads to the Maldives to rescue a slow loris that was confiscated during a drug raid. Back at the park, Jeremy, is outwitted by capuchin. (S8, ep 16) Also in HD 
08:00Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 1) 
08:30Monkey Business Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S7, ep 2) 
09:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 1) 
09:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers in Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S4, ep 2) 
10:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
11:00Modern Family Express Yourself Cameron's emotional sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell. Plus, Phil and Claire struggle to stay awake during a spontaneous trip to Paris. (S7, ep 17) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family The Party Luke and Manny are left in charge when the family go out. But when the fire alarm goes off, Claire starts to suspect the boys are throwing a party. (S7, ep 18) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Impact Hetty contacts Nate Getz (guest star Peter Cambor) to help Sam and Deeks move on, while the rest of the team head to the site of a crashed private jet. (S5, ep 2) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Wehe 'ana (Prelude): Danny is on red alert when a coma patient and key witness in his last HPD case before joining Five-0 shows signs of waking. (S7, ep 23) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 He ke'u na ka 'alae a Hina (A Croaking By Hina's Mudhen): Five-0 race the clock when they get a tip-off that terrorists are targeting Oahu. (S7, ep 24) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Livelong Day The team stumble upon a possible terrorist plot when a train company is accused of using its fleet as a bomb delivery service by an employee. (S5, ep 7) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 The Fourth Horseman (Part 1 of 2): As SG-1 tries to stop the spread of a deadly virus, leader of the Jaffa council Gerak tries to convert his people to worship the Ori. (S9, ep 10) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror VII A trio of terrifying tales starring Springfield's first family. With Halloween approaching, the Simpsons get spooky. (S8, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama The Tip of the Zoidberg Find out why Professor Farnsworth has stuck by Zoidberg for so long as flashbacks reveal just how deep the pair's friendship runs. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Cold Warriors Fry reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future, prompting President Nixon to consider a radical remedy to stop the sniffles from spreading. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons The Springfield Files X-Files agents Mulder and Scully investigate Homer's 'extra-terrestrial encounter'. Special guest voices: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson When Marge is kicked out of her investment club, she starts her own hot pretzel business. Guest starring Jack Lemmon and Joe Mantegna. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Mountain Of Madness Employees of the nuclear power plant go on a mountain retreat to learn about teamwork. (S8, ep 12) Also in HD 
20:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Join presenter Denise Van Outen, comedian Jason Manford and small-screen fave Richard Madeley as they share their nuggets of knowledge with host Lee Mack. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. No Man's Land: Cerberus gets the team a major new lead in their mission to avenge Echo's deaths. Mandy confronts the high-profile owner of the red Mercedes. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD 
22:00New: The Week That Wasn't New & Exclusive. Check out a fun-packed alternate version of the week's news as impressionists Alistair McGowan, Ronni Ancona and co put words into the mouths of famous faces. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
22:30The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to award-winning comedian Sarah Millican. Stand-up from Mae Martin. (S1, ep 12) Also in HD 
23:30Football's Funniest Moments A selection of famous footie fans single out hilarious highlights from the beautiful game. (2/3) Also in HD 
00:00Late Late Show UK Specials.. ...with James Corden. New & Exclusive. James Corden is in London to meet rock band Foo Fighters, Game of Thrones' Sophie Turner and play Carpool Karaoke with Paul McCartney. (4 of 4) Also in HD 
01:00NCIS: Los Angeles Recovery Deeks finally tells Kensi how he feels about her, but, first, the pair go undercover at a rehab centre to investigate the murder of a naval IT officer. (S5, ep 9) Also in HD 
02:00Bounty Hunters It's make or break time for Barnaby as he flies to Mexico to broker the deal of his life. Can he and Leah end this once and for all? And will Nina escape Angel? (S1, ep 6) Also in HD 
02:30The Week That Wasn't New & Exclusive. Check out a fun-packed alternate version of the week's news as impressionists Alistair McGowan, Ronni Ancona and co put words into the mouths of famous faces. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 
03:00Trollied Gavin's got some serious amends to make after Lou uncovers his devious plan. Brian gets more than he bargained for when he opens a pharmacy consultation room. (S7, ep 7) Also in HD 
03:30Trollied Gavin makes the ultimate sacrifice in a desperate bid to fix things with Cheryl. Oblivious to the tension, Colin and Lisa plan their stag and hen dos. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
04:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S6, ep 11) Also in HD 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
06:00Futurama The Tip of the Zoidberg Find out why Professor Farnsworth has stuck by Zoidberg for so long as flashbacks reveal just how deep the pair's friendship runs. (S8, ep 10) Also in HD