This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, April 1 2020

06:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 19) Also in HD 
06:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 20) Also in HD 
07:00Wild Vets The team investigate why kea are tragically and mysteriously dying from lead poisoning and, sadly, Mandela the porcupine's injury turns out to be more than just a foot infection. (S1, ep 9) 
07:30Wild Vets The routine spaying of a lioness turns into a fight for life when she stops breathing, a panda takes a pregnancy test and staff and volunteers try to rescue a pod of whales. (S1, ep 10) 
08:00The Dog Whisperer Tyson, Moose, and Rylie & Tucker Cesar heads to NY to tame a Yorkshire terrier - a miniature menace named Moose, and helps a newlywed couple with their Doberman pinscher. (S6, ep 14) Also in HD 
09:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team race to the rescue of an elderly couple who have been involved in serious crash on the A66. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
10:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 7) 
10:30Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S4, ep 8) 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles Come Back Kensi and Deeks announce they are moving in together - just as Hetty assigns them the task of protecting Kensi's ex-fiancé Jack. (S7, ep 14) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Matryoshka Part 2: The team craft a plan to rescue Anna's father. Special Agent G Callen learns what the "G" in his name stands for. (S7, ep 16) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 A ia la aku (From This Day Forward): The team are invited to a wedding to investigate a murder, and Danny makes a big decision. Rebecca de Mornay guest stars. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Kupu'eu (Fallen Hero): A routine job takes a deadly turn for Catherine, while McGarrett reaches out to Joe (guest star Terry O'Quinn) for help finding his mum. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
15:00S.W.A.T. Imposters Hondo's team fights back at a gang of violent burglars who are posing as SWAT. And it soon becomes clear their rich victims are hiding something... (S1, ep 5) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family The Kiss When Cameron critiques Mitchell over his fear of public displays of affection, the whole clan begin to examine Jay's approach to fatherhood. Mild sex references. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
16:30Modern Family Earthquake Nathan Lane makes a memorable appearance as Cam's BFF as a small earthquake hits and affects each family member in their own way... Mild language. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
17:00The Simpsons Ice Cream Of Marge (With The Light Blue Hair): After losing his job, Homer becomes an ice-cream man. But his dedication to his new career threatens to undermine his marriage. 
17:30Futurama Ghost In The Machines Bender bites the dust, but, like most televisual ghosts, the bot is having trouble 'moving on'. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama Law & Oracle Fry packs in his job and becomes a police officer in the Future Crimes Division, only to find Bender in the frame for a not-yet-committed misdemeanour. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Springfield Up Mr Burns' hounds get to stretch their legs after Homer 'borrows' his boss's summer mansion in order to fool documentary maker Eric Idle into thinking he's a millionaire. 
19:00The Simpsons Yokel Chords Lisa inadvertently makes hillbilly singing sensations out of Cletus' kids, but soon regrets it. That'll teach her to break into spontaneous song. Guest starring Meg Ryan. 
19:30The Simpsons Rome-Old & Juli-Eh Love blossoms between Grampa Simpson and Selma, whilst Lisa and Bart cause mischief with a bunch of complimentary shipping boxes. Who needs toys? 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Crisis On Infinite Earths: Hour Four: The Paragons try to escape the Vanishing Point, while the backstories of the Monitor and Anti-Monitor are revealed. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
21:00New: SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Fog Of War: Following a dramatic mission failure, Bravo Team starts a high-stakes After Action Review to see who was responsible for the critical mistake. (S3, ep 13) Also in HD 
22:00New: Hitmen New & Exclusive. Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest mark - but then an argument allows the captive to escape. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 
22:30Breeders New & Exclusive. Paul and Ally aren't so sure about having granddad Michael around. Then, Paul's tested as Luke tries to prove Santa is a lie. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD 
23:00Micky Flanagan - An' Another... ... Fing Live. Marriage, Saga holidays and Mary Berry get the Micky treatment in the cockney comic's sell-out stand-up show from the O2 Arena. Very strong language and adult humour. Also in HD 
01:00The Heist £1Million Bank Job New & Exclusive. Who will escape with £100K? The three remaining contestants race to launder their loot. But even as the clock ticks down, the detectives refuse to give up. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:00Hawaii Five-0 Ho'opio (To Take Captive): The team investigate when the body of a teenage girl who disappeared 10 years earlier is discovered in the woods. (S3, ep 22) Also in HD 
03:00NCIS: Los Angeles Core Values Kensi and Deeks venture undercover at an old nuclear plant as they investigate the radiation poisoning of one of its security guards. (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
04:00Air Ambulance ER Series following the incredible work of the UK's air ambulance services. The team race to the rescue of an elderly couple who have been involved in serious crash on the A66. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
05:00Futurama Ghost In The Machines Bender bites the dust, but, like most televisual ghosts, the bot is having trouble 'moving on'. (S8, ep 3) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama Law & Oracle Fry packs in his job and becomes a police officer in the Future Crimes Division, only to find Bender in the frame for a not-yet-committed misdemeanour. (S8, ep 4) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life A baby marmoset is looking for a new mum and dad. Bachelor chimp Paco is in the wars with an injured toe and a heart scare. Plus the nursery orangs box clever at play time. (S10, ep 1) Also in HD