This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, September 28 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Prank Assistant Gum Puppy Feeling threatened by Jen's very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine. Meanwhile, Heather and Tim pull a prank on Tyler's school. (S1, E20) 
06:20Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): The company uses Hal as a scapegoat and Lois becomes more mentally unstable. Meanwhile, Reese becomes a top-class soldier in training and embarks on a mission. (S5, E22) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Comes Home (Part 3): Reese, as soon as he lands in Afghanistan, panics and deserts the army. Lois, having recovered from her mental breakdown, sets off on a mission to find him. (S6, E01) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
13:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
13:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
14:00Wipeout USA Part 1: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E12) 
15:00The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
15:30The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
16:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
16:30The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): The company uses Hal as a scapegoat and Lois becomes more mentally unstable. Meanwhile, Reese becomes a top-class soldier in training and embarks on a mission. (S5, E22) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Comes Home (Part 3): Reese, as soon as he lands in Afghanistan, panics and deserts the army. Lois, having recovered from her mental breakdown, sets off on a mission to find him. (S6, E01) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love Hurts While Will and Lisa are on a date, another guy starts to pick on them. Lisa steps in and uses self-defence techniques to get rid of the heckler. Will is embarrassed. (S5, E09) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will's Up the Dirt Road Will decides that it is time to find a job. When he becomes interested in journalism, he proposes an idea for a book - entitled 'Celebrities Houses... At Night'. (S5, E10) 
21:00Bob's Burgers My Big Fat Greek Bob Bob scores a temporary gig as a cook at a frat house and discovers that he fits right in! The kids are on a mission to invade the frat house and get in on the action. (S4, E04) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Purple Rain-Union In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates, The Ta-Ta's, to perform at their high school reunion. (S4, E06) 
22:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
23:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
23:55Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish trek through the Andes with the Peruvian porters. They are on an arduous journey to meet the legendary Scissor Dancers but get more than they bargain for when they arrive. (S2, E01) 
00:55Bad Education The Exam Fraser discovers that Alfie never got his Biology CSE and tells him he must sit it or lose his teaching job. This involves him being a pupil in Miss Gulliver's class. (S3, E05) 
01:35Bad Education Prom With exams over its careers advice day for Form K, but it is Alfie who makes the biggest decision of all when he realises he can't go on teaching without his beloved class. (S3, E06) 
02:05Dirty Sanchez: The Movie Film Those lovably, disgusting rogues knows as 'Dirty Sanchez' set off on a world tour to complete stunts based on the 7 Deadly Sins... or be damned to the gutter forever! Howard Marks cameos. (2006) 
04:00Rick and Morty Close Rick-Counters Of The Rick Kind Rick, falsely blamed for Murder by the council of Ricks, begins a cross-dimensional pursuit with the authorities while trying to prove his innocence. (S1, E10) 
04:25Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
05:10The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
05:35The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Old Mrs. Old: Malcolm must help an old woman with whatever she wants because he broke her arm, Dewey begins carrying a purse to school, and Francis must deal with his screw-up friend Richie. (S2, E11)