This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, December 21 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men: Christmas On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Alan's relationship with the transsexual Paula continues, but then her ex-wife shows up... Jenny gets a taste of her own one-night stand medicine. (S11, E10) 
09:30Two And A Half Men: Christmas Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey It's Christmas time and Rose comes over and offers her help. Louis doesn't believe in Santa, so Walden and Alan decide to prove Santa exists. (S12, E08) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
11:00Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Graduation Day It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. (S5, E23) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Michael Sells the Business With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael tries to convince Jay to sell up. (S5, E24) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle: Christmas Christmas Trees A layoff at work prompts Hal to make money selling Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's relatives show up at the ranch. (S5, E07) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle: Christmas Hal's Christmas Gift Hal and Lois decide that all Christmas gifts this year should be handmade. When Hal sees the thoughtful gifts the boys made, he feels bad about his attempt and panics. (S6, E06) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
15:00Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA - Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. "It's the most dramatic winter event since Frosty the Snowman melted". (S4, E04) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
19:00The Middle: Christmas Christmas To allow Frankie to focus on rehearsing for a solo in her church's midnight Christmas service, Mike takes over handling the many chores of setting up the Heck family Christmas. (S1, E10) 
19:30The Middle: Christmas A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
20:00Bob's Burgers: Christmas Christmas in the Car The Belchers go looking for a last-minute Christmas tree and find themselves being followed by a giant candy cane-shaped truck. Can they escape it? (S4, E08) 
20:30Bob's Burgers: Christmas Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Toony Loons The Quirkducers The Belcher kids produce their own version of the annual Thanksgiving play and Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather. (S7, E06) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Toony Loons Eggs for Days The annual Easter egg hunt brings out the competitive nature of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game doesn't go as planned. (S7, E16) 
22:00South Park: Toony Loons Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
22:30South Park: Toony Loons Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
23:00New: Tosh.0 Daniel sits down with a comedian who has Tourette's syndrome, discovers a hypnotising new sport and starts a height war with his fellow celebrities. (S9, E23) 
23:30New: Tosh.0 Daniel taps into the psyche of a death-defying urban explorer, attempts a freestyle rap and discovers a new use for drones. (S9, E24) 
00:00Brickleberry: Toony Loons High Stakes Woody befriends Brickleberry's corrupt, Rob Ford-esque mayor and loses the park in a poker game. Meanwhile, Ethel discovers that Malloy is a rare species of bear. (S3, E09) 
00:30Jeff & Some Aliens: Toony Loons Jeff & Some Love Simulations The aliens help Jeff find his soulmate using simulations with miniature clones, but things go bad when one of them escapes into the real world. Adult animation. (S1, E10) 
01:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces guests. Tonight he's joined by former Maths teacher Carl Hutchinson and acerbic Tom Allen. (S1, E07) 
01:30Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by northerner Jason Cook and Virtually Famous' Ellie Taylor. (S1, E08) 
02:00Most Ridiculous Penguins... ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
02:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
03:00Drunk History: Essential Episodes Brian 'Q' Quinn & Sal Vulcano's tipsy take on a presidential disaster, and Chris O'Dowd stars in Joel Dommett's drunken Dambusters. Joe Wilkinson, Joe Thomas & Brett Goldstein also feature. (S3, E01) 
03:25Nathan For You The Claw of Shame Nathan performs a daring escape in which he risks a fate that is truly worse than death. (S1, E07) 
03:45Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy receives a terrible haircut, breaks wind when she's afraid, and has a romantic encounter with Amber Tamblyn. (S1, E04) 
04:05Broad City Pu$$y Weed The girls need to grow up! Abbi wants to buy her own weed, like a grown woman, while Ilana is finally tackling taxes by herself. Also, the girls are super, super-duper high. (S1, E02) 
04:30Wipeout USA - Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This winter special sees contestants take on the all the Snow-tivator and Spinning Ski Lift. (S4, E01). 
05:15Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
05:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.