This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, December 19 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men: Christmas Walnuts and Demerol As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve with his date, people keep dropping in until Charlie finds himself hosting an unplanned party. Jake discovers egg nog. (S4, E11) 
09:30Two And A Half Men: Christmas Warning, It's Dirty Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. What could go wrong? Legendary writer/director Carl Reiner guest-stars. (S7, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
12:00My Wife And Kids The Remodel Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodelled. (S5, E18) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Michael Joins a Gym The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favourite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl (Terry Crews). (S5, E19) 
13:00Epic Meal Empire - Thanksgiving With Thanksgiving fast approaching, the Epic Meal Empire crew seeks culinary inspiration from history, hopping aboard a massive, somewhat Mayflower-ish boat for a crash course in all things Pilgrim. 
14:00Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Full Bars The kids skip their normal trick-or-treat route for Halloween and decide to go to a posh neighborhood, Kingshead Island, as they distribute full-sized candy bars. (S3, E02) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA - Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
19:00The Middle: Christmas Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
19:30The Middle: Christmas Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Toony Loons The Hauntening When Louise reveals that she has never been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house on Halloween in an attempt to scare her. (S6, E03) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Toony Loons House of 1000 Bounces When a bounce house crisis occurs during a birthday party, Gene, Louise, and Tina must come to the rescue. Bob tries to deal with his longstanding fear of pigeons. (S6, E11) 
22:00South Park: Toony Loons Towelie Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08) 
22:30South Park: Toony Loons Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send $1 to Afghan children and receive a goat back. When they try to return it an adventure ensues! First episode to air after 9/11. (S5, E09) 
23:00Rick and Morty: Toony Loons Raising Gazorpazorp Morty convinces Rick to buy him a sexy robot. Guess what though? It only ends in trouble. Meanwhile, Rick and Summer get trapped in a dangerous dimension. (S1, E07) 
23:30Rick and Morty: Toony Loons Rixty Minutes Rick hacks the cable box to allow access to TV from multiple realities but Jerry, Beth and Summer are focused on one of Rick's other inventions. (S1, E08) 
00:00Brickleberry: Toony Loons Baby Daddy Ethel becomes pregnant after she gets drunk and sleeps with Steve. Meanwhile, Woody, Denzel, and Connie end up in a mental hospital. (S3, E07) 
00:30Jeff & Some Aliens: Toony Loons Jeff & Some Childlike Joy & Whimsy Jeff feeds his childhood best friend a mind-altering chemical in order to reignite his youthful sense of fun. Adult animation. (S1, E08) 
01:00Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the loveable Marlon Davis and right character Lee Nelson. (S1, E03) 
01:30Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the youthful Tom Lucy and fiercely intelligent Nish Kumar. (S1, E04) 
02:00Most Ridiculous Weather Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds weather being the prankster of the piece. (S2, E03) 
02:30Most Ridiculous Pranks and Stunts Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode we see the craziest pranks and stunts ever! (S2, E04) 
03:00Drunk History: Essential Episodes Iain Stirling slurs his way through Scott of the Antarctic (featuring Mathew Horne and Catherine Tate), whilst Chris Ramsey talks the sinking of the Titanic (featuring Phill Jupitus). (S2, E02) 
03:25Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum head to one of the USA's most haunted cities: Savannah, Georgia. During their stay, the Howards are set for a whole host of paranormal activities. (S1, E04) 
03:45Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy interviews a stripper, tries to understand sexting, and visits a restaurant with a testicle theme. (S1, E02) 
04:05Broad City Rat Pack After receiving a hefty exterminator bill, Jaime and Ilana decide to throw a party to recoup the costs. Meanwhile, Abbi embarks on a mission to meet new people. (S3, E04) 
04:30Wipeout USA - Christmas Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Watch them brave the elements as they step on to a white, slippery and wintery wonderland. (S4, E02) 
05:15Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
05:35Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.