This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, October 24 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is rapper Vic Mensa, talking about the release of his debut album The Autobiography. 
09:30Two And A Half Men That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Alan 'sells his soul to the devil' by borrowing money from his mum, Charlie warns him there'll be payback and sure enough an unusual favour is soon asked...(S2, E22) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Mother Daughter Laser Razor Linda fears that her bond with Louise isn't as strong as hers with Tina, so she forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar. (S3, E10) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Bye Bye Boo Boo After hearing that Boo Boo is leaving Boyz 4 Now, Louise enters a contest that could finally give Tina a chance to meet him. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda learn about a mobster. (S6, E16) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius: After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. (S2, E23) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Back Story When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim. (S2, E24) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Aunt Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible, Dewey a cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Lois and Hal are suspicious... (S5, E13) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates a Family Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favourite restaurant. Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family... to the point where he forgets about his girlfriend! (S5, E14) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
14:30Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
15:00The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
15:30The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
16:00The Middle The Yelling Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) 
16:30The Middle Foreign Exchange Frankie insists that the family host a exchange student from Japan. When the serious student does not take an interest in the family, Frankie plans a road trip for them. (S2, E05) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Find out which famed actor the guys wanted as the voice of "Impractical Jokers'' and Sal's toughest punishment. (S1, E13) 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober See classic episodes with pop-up facts throughout. This episode features the joker infamous for accidentally destroying things on set and Murr's crotch gets a massage in a deleted scene. (S1, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
19:00The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
19:30The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Broadcast Wagstaff School News Tina vows to find the "mad pooper" running rampant at school. Meanwhile, Louise tricks Gene into thinking that he will grow up to look like Bob. (S3, E12) 
20:30Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the freakiest wedding ever, the rabbit grand national, excessively loud porn, and some ancient radio DJs. (S6, E07) 
22:00South Park: From The Beginning... Tom's Rhinoplasty The boys become lesbians to impress a new teacher, making Wendy jealous. Also, to his delight, Mr. Garrison's plastic surgery leaves him looking like David Hasselhoff. (S1, E11) 
22:30South Park: From The Beginning... Mecha-Streisand Cartman and Kyle fall out over a magic triangle they un-earth on an archaeological dig. The triangle yields the power to turn Barbra Streisand into a terrible monster. (S1, E12) 
23:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
23:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the oldest paper girl in the land, the shoplifting league table, rowdy cricket fans, and how housework is bad for sperm. 
01:00TripTank A car salesman pulls out all the stops, the gang surprises Gary on a camping trip, the Easter Bunny finds himself in the wrong house, and Beth has a religious experience. (S2, E02) 
01:30Chris Ramsey's Stand Up... ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the youthful Tom Lucy and fiercely intelligent Nish Kumar. (S1, E04) 
02:00Fameless Prankers An aspiring game show host discovers his new show is not the smash hit he thought it would be, and a dog groomer has a ruff first day trying to fix a faux-paw. (S2, E08) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience The acclaimed stand-up show returns for a brand new season of 13 episodes. Tonight's opener sees Tony Law, Bridget Christie, and Kevin Eldon included in the line-up. Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:50Mike & Molly Curse of the Bambino Hoping to speed along the adoption process, Molly prays with Peggy at church, while Mike visits Carl's psychic. (S6, E12) 
04:10Mike & Molly I See Love As family and friends convene at the hospital for the birth of Mike and Molly's adopted child, the couple reflect on their relationship and past events. (S6, E13) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Aunt Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible, Dewey a cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Lois and Hal are suspicious... (S5, E13) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Dates a Family Lois has a dispute with Hal and the boys' favourite restaurant. Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family... to the point where he forgets about his girlfriend! (S5, E14) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Downward Facing Hog The team tries to nourish the souls of some yoga fans with the first ever vegan epic meal. Yes, vegan. Plus, Harley heads to Montreal to tackle some business issues. (S1, E14) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire World War Goo Harley looks to score a baked goods for life by impressing the Cinnabon brass with a sticky sweet Cinnabattleship. (S1, E13) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.