This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, September 27 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan. (S1, E18) 
06:20Life In Pieces Pestilence War Famine Death John and Joan disagree with their neighbours, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. (S1, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Victor's Other Family Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Lois' father's secret family. Everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension! (S5, E20) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): Reese finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with Malcolm. Distraught, he runs away and joins the Army. Meanwhile, Hal is arrested by the FBI... (S5, E21) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
13:00Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
13:30Friends: Top 10 Bust-Ups The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Ex marks the splat, as teams of ex-couples, including 'Hot Pants and The Heartbreaker' and 'Dempsey and The Sister Kisser', put on their gloves and square off against the course. (S7, E11) 
15:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
15:30The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
16:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
16:30The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Victor's Other Family Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Lois' father's secret family. Everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension! (S5, E20) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): Reese finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with Malcolm. Distraught, he runs away and joins the Army. Meanwhile, Hal is arrested by the FBI... (S5, E21) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Father Knows Best Ashley decides she does not want to attend private school. She enrols in a public school to find out what it is like in the real world. (S5, E07) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Soul Train Philip and Vivian once were on Soul Train and are invited again for a special show. Vivian is very enthusiastic about it, Philip however isn't quite so keen... (S5, E08) 
21:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
22:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
23:00New: The Jim Jefferies Show The Jim Jefferies Show is here to shake up the humdrum formula of the political late-night show. Jim tackles the news of the day with no-bulls**t candor, piercing insight and a Aussie viewpoint. 
23:30Dirty Sanchez: The Movie Film Those lovably, disgusting rogues knows as 'Dirty Sanchez' set off on a world tour to complete stunts based on the 7 Deadly Sins... or be damned to the gutter forever! Howard Marks cameos. (2006) 
01:30Roast Battle: Series 1 Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Love Island takes on I'm A Celeb with Iain Stirling vs. Joel Dommett, also Paul Chowdhry vs. Fin Taylor. (S1, E05) 
02:00Roast Battle: Series 1 Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring a battle between father and son Mark and Elliot Steel, also Jayde Adams vs. Alex Edelman. (S1, E06) 
02:30Bobby & Harriet At The Comedy... ...Store. Married Couple Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair are tonight's hosts from the Legendary Comedy Store, as they perform their own individual sets and introduce the amazing Rhys James. (S5, E11) 
03:00Drunk History USA: Jack Black Woodward and Bernstein blow open the Watergate scandal, the assassination of Lincoln, and Elvis meets Nixon. Stars Jack Black, Dave Grohl, Bob Odenkirk, and Stephen Merchant. (S1, E01) 
03:20Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
04:05Rick and Morty Rixty Minutes Rick hacks the cable box to allow access to TV from multiple realities but Jerry, Beth and Summer are focused on one of Rick's other inventions. (S1, E08) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
05:15The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
05:35The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
06:00Life In Pieces Prank Assistant Gum Puppy Feeling threatened by Jen's very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine. Meanwhile, Heather and Tim pull a prank on Tyler's school. (S1, E20)