This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, April 30 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Granny Gets Busy Phil gets upset when he sees his mother spending time with a new man. The kids bet each other that they can't do something the other sex would normally do. (S2, E05) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Guess Who's Coming to Marry? Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom meets Janice's intended, who is a white man. (S2, E06) 
10:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
10:30Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
13:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
14:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
14:30The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
15:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
15:30The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
16:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
16:30Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
20:00Scrubs My Happy Place Sparks of an old romance re-ignite between J.D. and Elliot when they work together to urge the retired Dr. Kelso to find his new happy place. The Janitor is re-hired. (S8, E04) 
20:30Scrubs My ABCs J.D. learns that not even Elmo can teach the gift of compassion to those who don't care to learn. Elsewhere, Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie. Sesame Street Cameos. (S8, E05) 
21:00Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
21:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
22:00South Park: Season 16 Butterballs With bullying reaching crazy proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video for school. Will this help Butters deal with his unusual source of terror? (S16, E05) 
22:30South Park: Season 16 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining The boys are excited to be going ziplining in the forest but boring tourists, tummy troubles and herpes get in the way! Featuring a special guest star. (S16, E06) 
23:00Rick and Morty A crazy scientist drags his innocent grandson on inter-dimensional adventures. Rick takes Morty to another dimension to collect seeds of Mega Trees, which Morty agrees to hide in his rectum. (S1, E01) 
23:30Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Pilot Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he marries Donna Tubbs. (S1, E01) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to a daddy/daughter dance at school but his his hopes of establishing a bond are scuppered. (S1, E02) 
01:00Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
02:00You're the Worst Equally Dead Inside When Jimmy is upset after receiving a package in the mail from his father, he opens up emotionally to Gretchen, which completely freaks Gretchen out. (S1, E07) 
02:30You're the Worst Finish Your Milk Gretchen claims to be out of town visiting her parents, but her parents turn out to actually be in town visiting her. Jimmy worries that she's hiding him from her parents. (S1, E08) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy raps for Lin-Manuel Miranda, avoids sex with her boyfriend, and loses an eye. (S4, E01) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy sells guns, appears on "Game of Thrones", and tries to convince Liam Neeson to bury her loved one. David Spade cameos. (S4, E02) 
03:50Seann Walsh World Join Seann Walsh as he delves into the depths of the internet. In this episode he deals with; an arctic explorer finding buried snacks, a crying competition on a beach, and more from advice guru Sam. 
04:10Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu of long-time landmark Rockit Bar & Grill, and a $10k prize. Features chicken flavoured cheesecake and flammable monkey brains. (S1, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Mazel-Tina A series of mishaps leave Tina the centre of attention at a classmate's Bat Mitzvah she wasn't invited to. The rest of the Belchers attempt to stay at their catering post... (S4, E13) 
05:15The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
05:35The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
06:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03)