This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, October 26 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Nashivlle-based singer-songwriter Margo Price, talking about her new album - released on Jack White's (of The White Stripes) record label. 
09:30Two And A Half Men We Called It Mr. Pinky: Charlie's date professes her love for him and he responds by becoming impotent. Berta is convinced this is caused by his relationship with his mother! (S3, E05) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
10:30Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
11:30Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Gets His License: Junior gets his license and is ready to get his own car; Michael already has one picked out but is disappointed when Junior instead brings home a piece of junk. (S2, E27) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Anniversary (Part 1): Jay gets mad at Michael because she thinks he forgot about their anniversary. (S2, E28) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Polly in the Middle Polly starts dating Abe and Craig at the same time!, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt, and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5, E17) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Special Class Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. While Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest. (S5, E18) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
15:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
15:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
16:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
16:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
19:00The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
19:30The Middle The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an OAP computer gamer, a man who runs like a monkey, a crime fighting fog machine, and a masturbating policeman. (S6, E08) 
22:00South Park: Season 2 Chicken-Lover When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. (S2, E03) 
22:30South Park: Season 2 Ike's Wee Wee Kyle misunderstands what circumcision is and thinks he has to save Ike's penis from being cut off! Mr. Mackey is fired, and turns to drugs - "drugs are bad, m'kay?" (S2, E04) 
23:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
23:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
00:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defense testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! 
01:00Workaholics Termidate The guys watch an old episode of the TV dating show "Termidate" to remember what happens when they compete for a woman's affections. (S7, E08) 
01:30Lip Sync Battle: Legend Vs Common Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Common and John Legend go head-to-head. (S1, E02) 
02:00Fameless Prankers A wannabe nature expert gets stuck with a partner who keeps egging him on, an aspiring magician's assistant discovers his own gift for hypnosis, and a sassy host cooks up some jealousy. (S2, E10) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
03:20The Alternative Comedy Experience Brilliantly funny and original live comedy show. Tonight we see David O'Doherty, Kevin Eldon, Susan Calman, and Josie Long, while Stewart Lee talks to the acts backstage in this fast moving series. 
03:45Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy interviews a stripper, tries to understand sexting, and visits a restaurant with a testicle theme. (S1, E02) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Legend Vs Common Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Common and John Legend go head-to-head. (S1, E02) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Polly in the Middle Polly starts dating Abe and Craig at the same time!, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt, and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5, E17) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Special Class Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. While Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest. (S5, E18) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire A Play at the Plate When a minor league baseball team asks Epic Meal Empire for a meal, they respond with a ball park frank for the ages, the single biggest hot dog in hot dog history. (S1, E17) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Poultry In Motion EME is enlisted to make a meal for the most badass ladies in town--a roller derby team. They construct the most badass chicken of all time: Atilla The Hen. (S1, E18) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.