This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, August 23 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18) 
06:20Bob's Burgers Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to choose between following policy or her own moral code. Bob finds himself alone. (S7, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
10:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
10:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
11:00The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
11:30The Middle The Shirt Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue puts her foot in it with Devin, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning the bathroom. (S7, E03) 
12:00The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
12:30The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
14:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
14:25Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
14:55Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
15:25Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
15:50Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
16:15Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
16:45Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men assembling furniture; Thanksgiving comes early for tonight's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event. (S10, E11) 
17:15Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys put the nasty in "namaste" when they lead meditations that leave their victims with a lot to think about. Tonight's big loser gets boxed in with the very first 24-hour punishment. (S10, E15) 
17:40Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
18:35Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys compete head-to-head selling their toys to focus groups, team up attaching clothes pins to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots. (S11, E08) 
19:05Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
19:35Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
20:35Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q The Jokers ask people for help with writing some strange answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session. (S11, E22) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Takeover: Q In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
22:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
22:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
23:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove. Borat learns about acting and Bruno tries to meet fashion designer Marc Jacobs. (S2, E03) 
23:35Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G leads a roundtable discussion on science and technology, featuring creationist Kent Hovind. Borat visits a spiritual healer and an exercise instructor. (S2, E04) 
00:10Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
01:10Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Rosenthal vs. Chris Ramsey, and Ivo Graham vs. Fern Brady. (S2, E01) 
01:40Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Daniel Sloss vs. Phil Wang, and Alfie Brown vs. Jessie Cave. (S2, E02) 
02:10Single Parents Politician, Freemason, Scientist, Humorist... Poppy and the twins convince Douglas to wear a silly Halloween costume; after he finally puts it on, he meets the woman of his dreams. (S1, E05) 
02:40Single Parents Lettuce Will hits it off with Angie and Graham's paediatrician, Dr. Dewan, but Angie worries he'll ruin Graham's chances of getting on the Mist List for the flu vaccine. (S1, E06) 
03:05Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
03:50Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; rappers Golly Gosh, the Queen's love of Countdown, The Grand National, monkey police, the rabbit whisperer, and dog yoga. 
04:30Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu & a $10K prize at a Brooklyn gastro-pub. A twist on cheesecake, muffins with soul, and an idea for leftover Halloween candy. (S1, E07) 
04:50Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfoods to compete for a spot on the menu and a $10K prize at Black's BBQ in Texas. Featuring desserted mornings and chicken in waffles. (S1, E08) 
05:15The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
05:35The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Bob Actually With Valentine's Day around the corner, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos and Bob comes up with a romantic gesture to impress Linda. (S7, E09)