This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, July 24 2018

06:00The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
06:25The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Funeral Aunt Helen dies and the family prepares for the funeral. Dewey finds a stray kid, Reese tries to bury some evidence with her casket, and Malcolm tries to avoid going altogether! (S1, E11) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Cheerleader Reese is acting weird, and following some misunderstood advice from Malcolm, joins the cheerleader-squad! As a consequence Hal has to have "the talk" with his sons. (S1, E12) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
13:00Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
13:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
14:00Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
14:30Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
15:00The Middle Foreign Exchange Frankie insists that the family host a exchange student from Japan. When the serious student does not take an interest in the family, Frankie plans a road trip for them. (S2, E05) 
15:30The Middle Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
16:00The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07) 
16:30The Middle Errand Boy Brick is tired of running around doing errands with Frankie, Axl tries to grow a beard, and Mike overhears one of Sue's friends talking about her behind her back. (S2 E08) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Funeral Aunt Helen dies and the family prepares for the funeral. Dewey finds a stray kid, Reese tries to bury some evidence with her casket, and Malcolm tries to avoid going altogether! (S1, E11) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Cheerleader Reese is acting weird, and following some misunderstood advice from Malcolm, joins the cheerleader-squad! As a consequence Hal has to have "the talk" with his sons. (S1, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
21:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
22:00South Park: Season 4 Cherokee Hair Tampons When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E06) 
22:30South Park: Season 4 Chef Goes Nanners Chef and Uncle Jimbo go head-to-head over South Park's racist flag but the townsfolk aren't fussed either way. Will the flag be made PC? Not if the KKK have a say! (S4, E07) 
23:00South Park: Season 4 Something You Can Do With Your Finger Cartman is convinced that his dream is a sign from God, so corrals the boys into making a boyband called "Fingerbang". He's not happy when Wendy joins! (S4, E08) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
00:00The Cleveland Show A Brown Thanksgiving While celebrating Thanksgiving with his parents and family, Cleveland discovers that Donna's Auntie Momma is transgendered. (S1, E07) 
00:30The Cleveland Show From Bed to Worse After tiring of Cleveland's presence at the house, Rallo decides to drive a wedge between Cleveland and Donna by sleeping in their bed. (S1, E08) 
01:00Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies... ...Live! The BAFTA, Emmy, and Golden Globe award-winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour. Hear all about his ongoing struggles to find a lady to love. 
02:00Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Brüno gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
02:35The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight Henning Wehn talks royalty, Tony Law tells his new joke and there's original comedy from Eleanor Tiernan, Boothby Graffoe, Simon Munnery and interviews by Stewart Lee. 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Masterful Glaswegian stand up Stephen Carlin joins the show alongside acts including Robin Ince and Phil Nichol. Grumpy BAFTA winner Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's bill includes the absurd original talent that is Paul Foot and hard-hitting Canadian stand up Glenn Wool, plus backstage interviews from Stewart Lee. 
03:50Popoz: Filthy Cops The cop show so crazy they wanted to ban it in Holland! The cops explain prostitutes to kids, can't control themselves around a hot lab assistant and are forced get very weird in a stick up! (S1, E01) 
04:10Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfood creations to compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at Reggie's in Chicago. A cook with Ivy League dreams invents a pizza & a blend of Red Sox inspired food. (S1, E01) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
05:15The Middle Foreign Exchange Frankie insists that the family host a exchange student from Japan. When the serious student does not take an interest in the family, Frankie plans a road trip for them. (S2, E05) 
05:35The Middle Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
06:00The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07)