This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, July 15 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E14) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV personality was on set for the Dating Disaster challenge? And just how long did Murr have to hold each pose for his epic modelling punishment - in the nude? (S2, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
09:30Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
10:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
10:30Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
11:00The Middle Valentine's Day IV Axl finds a way to make money from Valentine's Day breakups, Sue gets a surprise date for the dance, and Frankie gets in trouble for throwing away Brick's art. (S4, E15) 
11:30The Middle Winners and Losers Frankie has reservations about letting Brick go on a field trip to Chicago, and things become awkward with Sue and Darrin after their first kiss. (S4, E16) 
12:00The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
12:30The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
13:00My Name Is Earl Quit Your Snitchin' Earl discovers he is no longer covered by the criminal code of ethics when someone steals Randy's birthday present from him. Earl struggles with going to the police. (S4, E07) 
13:30My Name Is Earl Sold a Guy a Lemon Car Earl discovers that the apparent psychopath who has moved in next door to him and Randy at the hotel is actually a guy from his past who is on the list. (S4, E09) 
14:00Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E14) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV personality was on set for the Dating Disaster challenge? And just how long did Murr have to hold each pose for his epic modelling punishment - in the nude? (S2, E15) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cased Up Hilary finally meets the man Uncle Phil has wanted her to date, Eric. All is going well until there is a small car accident caused by Will's new car... (S2, E09) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Who ended up paying for damages when Q smashed a display case during a challenge? And what awkward question was Murr asked by kids at a career day that didn't make it on camera? (S2, E18) 
19:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How have the Jokers illegally defaced cash during challenges? Which prop was sterilized after being handled by Joe? Why did the crew almost postpone Joe's tram punishment? (S2, E19) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys dodge shakedowns at the park, go head-to-head to see who can cling to a car the longest, and go head-to-head playing a game of attaching ribbons to strangers. (S10, E24) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Youtube, hayfever, botox, a man given a new penis, the Mali army, horses on steroids, and a shark wrestling grandad. (S8, E02) 
22:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
22:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
23:00Katherine Ryan At The Comedy Store Tonight's host at the Comedy Store is Canadian Katherine Ryan; she introduces Elliot Steel, Tom Allen, and John Robins. (S4, E03) 
23:30Desiree Burch: Comedy Central Live Tonight's special features an incredible stand-up performance from New Yorker Desiree Burch. She discusses the levels of dating, from nice guys to those who just won't make the wedding photo cut. 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys survey employees about customer satisfaction, and go cloud watching with strangers. The loser poses as an artist presenting a town mural to its residents that says "DOVER SUCKS". (S10, E25) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Youtube, hayfever, botox, a man given a new penis, the Mali army, horses on steroids, and a shark wrestling grandad. (S8, E02) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the sixth series. Tonight features; a cat alarm clock, a ninja hamster, how TOWIE boosts the economy, Australian mile high club, and men humping things. (S6, E11) 
03:00Drunk History USA Johnny Knoxville Tonight; Alan Freed becomes the first DJ to broadcast rock 'n' roll, Kris Kristofferson gets his big break with some help from Johnny Cash, and The Sugarhill Gang. Stars Johnny Knoxville. (S1, E03) 
03:25Nathan For You Nathan teaches an international exporter how to ship smoke alarms tax-free; which results in him having to form a band to give the concept legitimacy. (S4, E05) 
03:45Tosh.0 Tosh delves into the internet. Daniel meets a low-energy energy drink reviewer, explores the fine art of balloon popping, and breaks down video of a man getting a "purple shower". (S11, E04) 
04:05Bordertown La Fiesta Noche Show Bud becomes a celebrity in the Mexican community when he rants at a taping for "La Fiesta Noche Show". (S1, E11) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Wheel of Misfortune, Total Carnage and the Towering Flume of Doom. (S4, E20) 
05:15Impractical Jokers Murr, Sal, Joe and Q beg supermarket shoppers to hold on to a weird item for them, and tonight's big loser must reveal his embarrassing digital life to his own father. (S10, E20) 
05:35Impractical Jokers The guys compete head-to-head as toy inventors and must get strangers to approve emails written by the other guys. In a crowded mall's food court, tonight's loser faces their punishment. (S10, E21) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Who ended up paying for damages when Q smashed a display case during a challenge? And what awkward question was Murr asked by kids at a career day that didn't make it on camera? (S2, E18)