This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, November 24 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Fish in a Drawer: In this spoof episode of 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation', a team from CSI investigates a death that occurred at Charlie's house during Evelyn & Teddy's wedding reception. (S5, E17) 
09:30Two And A Half Men If My Hole Could Talk While Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment, Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie, an older woman who writes self-help books. Alan has his own eye on her. (S5, E18) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The pranksters take jobs at a garden centre, pose as deli employees, and try their luck as CPR instructors. (S2, E04) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Moving on Out Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer... except that John has to pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the realtor. (S4, E14) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Candy Wars When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. (S4, E15) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle A.A. Francis has made it through a year of sobriety and he invites the family to his AA meeting, until Lois discovers that he has invited her there to place his problems on her. (S7, E15) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Lois Strikes Back After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them, and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage. (S7, E16) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
15:00The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
15:30The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving VI Due to their kitchen sink still being in disrepair, the Hecks decide to eat out for Thanksgiving. Brick invites his girlfriend Cindy and Sue tries to help Darren with Mike. (S6, E07) 
16:00The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving VII Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power outage, so he decides to teach Brick poker. (S7, E08) 
16:30The Middle: Thanksgiving Thanksgiving VIII Frankie ends up competing with April for Axl's attention by rearranging the timing for her Thanksgiving dinner. (S8, E06) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show.The guys raise donations for bizarre charities, and eat food off other people's plates at a Chinese restaurant. (S2, E06) 
19:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
19:30The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
21:00Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's... ...Theatre. Lee Evans delivers a wealth of classics including his "How To Be a Comic" self-help vinyl and the mumble your wife makes just after an argument. This award-winner is where it all began! 
22:20Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
23:20Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies Russell's live in action to tell you all about his mum's magic special place, scrotal pantomime (his not his mum's), train etiquette, and all sorts more in this pacey, racy stand up spectacular! 
00:25Joel Dommett At Soho Theatre Live Joel Dommett takes to the stage, discussing the fails and mishaps of his dating life, the infamous catfishing scandal and the pranks he used to play on his Grandad. (S1, E01) 
00:55Sean Lock Live: Purple Van Man We all know what white van man thinks about the world but it's time to hear a different voice, the purple van man's voice. Sean comes at us with gags, opinions, deft observations & some silly voices. 
01:55Lip Sync Battle: Channing Tatum Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Channing Tatum goes head-to-head with his wife Dewan Tatum. Features Beyonce! 
02:55Impractical Jokers The guys present lousy telemarketing presentations, make odd wishes at a mall fountain, and try to analyse people's dreams on the boardwalk. (S6, E09) 
03:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Andrew Ryan on British/Irish television, Angela Barnes on children, Peter White on body image, and Funbi Omotayo talks the Olympics. (S03, E11) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Iggy Azalea Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Iggy Azalea goes face-to-face with her boyfriend, basketball player Nick Young! (S1, E16) 
04:30Epic Meal Empire Ay Dios Meal-O! A hungry Mariachi band discovers an epic surprise inside the world's first meat pi ata. Also, the guys splurge on a birthday gift for Harley. (S1, E15) 
04:50Epic Meal Empire Hocus Porkus Harley visits a master illusionist where inspiration strikes. And so is born Epic Meal Empire's greatest, most delicious trick of all time: The (Dinner) Table of Terror! (S1, E16) 
05:15Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
05:35Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.