This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, October 27 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Maggie Gyllenhaal, talking about her new HBO show The Deuce - which also stars James Franco and is written by the creator of The Wire. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop: When Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose he ends up being confronted by her irate father - do the two of them have a future? Martin Sheen guest-stars. (S3, E07) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
11:00Bob's Burgers Paraders of The Lost Float In light of rain being forecasted the day of the Bog to Beach parade, Teddy tries to persuade Bob to participate in the float contest for an easy victory. (S7, E21) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Into the Mild When Bob discovers that an outdoor specialty store is going out of business, he tries to live his dream of being an outdoorsman. (S7, E22) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Anniversary (Part 2): Michael pulls off a lavish ceremony for the renewal of their vows. (S2, E29) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Kyles Go to Hawaii (Part 1): The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but Michael thought it would be a good idea to make a quick tour around the country... (S3, E01) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Experiment Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's experiment, but can't remember how he did it! Dewey dreams up reasons for people to buy the candy he's selling door-to-door. (S5, E19) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Victor's Other Family Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Lois' father's secret family. Everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension! (S5, E20) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
15:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
15:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Second Act Frankie contemplates a new career after Mr Ehlert lets her go, Sue mentors a popular freshman girl, and Mike considers punishing Brick for his rudeness. (S4, E03) 
16:00The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes Life Skills Axl and Sue wind up in the same life skills class, a school therapist tries to help Brick make friends, and Frankie and Mike fight the insurance company for a new windshield. (S4, E11) 
16:30The Middle: 20 Greatest Episodes The Smile Axl waits to find out if he's been accepted into college, Sue tries to prove that smiling is contagious, and Brick tries to get his parents to buy him an iPad. (S4, E14) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
19:00The Middle The Bachelor Disappointed with the finale of The Bachelor, Frankie mopes for days. When Sue joins the school's tennis team, Mike encourages her not to compliment her opponents. (S4, E19) 
19:30The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Unnatural Gene loses his confidence after playing badly during a baseball game so Linda tries to sign him up for an expensive baseball camp, while Tina becomes an espresso addict. (S3, E23) 
21:00Jon Richardson: Nidiot Live Recorded live in front of a sold out audience at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo we find that becoming happy hasn't necessarily ruined Jon's life. 
22:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
22:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
23:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
23:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
00:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
00:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
01:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
02:00Lip Sync Battle: Hathaway vs Blunt Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt go head-to-head. (S1, E03) 
02:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
03:15The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's episode of the 'connoisseurs stand up show of choice' features Tony Law, David Kay, Susan Calman, Michael legge, and musical storytellers Ginger & Black. Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:45Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy quits her job in porn, has trouble accepting a compliment, and learns that her boyfriend is HIV-positive. (S1, E03) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Hathaway vs Blunt Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other, and the audience is the judge! Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt go head-to-head. (S1, E03) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Experiment Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's experiment, but can't remember how he did it! Dewey dreams up reasons for people to buy the candy he's selling door-to-door. (S5, E19) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Victor's Other Family Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Lois' father's secret family. Everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension! (S5, E20) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire A Bite To Remember At the request of some avid meat lovers, the boys host the first every Meat Prom--complete with a cheesy band, bad tuxes and a long, white limo. (S1, E19) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire Cycle of Life A group of cyclists take the team's epic meat bike meal for a spin. Also, they're Epic Meal Time and they're here to say...they're recording a food-fueled rap song today! (S1, E20) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.