This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, April 29 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
06:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
09:35Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
10:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
12:00Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
12:30Friends The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
13:00New: Most Ridiculous Babies The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of babies to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E21) 
13:30New: Most Ridiculous Friends The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of friends to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E22) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Tiger Beast' Tony Bolado, 'Dateless' Amanda Donaldson, and 'K-Stew' Shelley Keller. (S6, E10) 
15:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
17:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
17:30Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; mischief at a NYC deli; the loser plays Bingo. (S1, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser must face his childhood crush. (S1, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
20:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Ashley's Return (Part 2): Starring Ryan Reynolds. Ashley comes back and tells Berg she dumped Justin to be with him. Berg now has quite a dilemma... (S2, E18) 
20:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Fighter Starring Ryan Reynolds. Berg gives Ashley a key to his and Pete's apartment without telling Pete. Pete doesn't like this because he hates Ashley. (S2, E19) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored ...Special. The guys take over New Orleans, as they steal sips from strangers' drinks at a famous bar, spin the Wheel of Voo-Doom on Bourbon Street, and crash some horse and buggy rides. (S8, E09) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys get a taste of babysitting while asking strangers to watch their kid, then head to the grocery store to conduct taste(less) tests with shoppers. The loser is forced to strip. (S8, E11) 
22:00Michael McIntyre Live & Laughing 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years The Snuke The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton. Eric suspects that a new student is planning a terrorist attack but the real culprits are deadlier. (S11, E04) 
00:00South Park: The Classic Years Fantastic Easter Special Stan sets out to find a reason for painting Easter eggs and discovers his father is part of a society called "The Hare Club For Men", but all is not what it seems. (S11, E05) 
00:30South Park: The Classic Years D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped again but hell breaks loose when her new favourite lesbian bar faces a takeover from Persians in a '300' stylee. (S11, E06) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Nick Clegg The Musical, farting in public, Australian sperm donation, the Elvis bug, doggy snogging, and guest stand-up Tony Law. 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Alun Cochrane, Kelvin MacKenzie, Steve Jones, and Sarah Silverman. (S7, E08) 
02:35Russell Kane At The Comedy Store Russell Kane is your host at the world famous Comedy Store in London and he is joined tonight by Nick Dixon, Tom Wrigglesworth, and Joel Dommett. (S4, E10) 
03:00Drunk History Nick Helm and Sara Pascoe narrate boozy tales about the Battle of Hastings (starring Phil Jupitus and Jordan Stephens) & Catherine Parr (starring Emma Bunton and Neil Maskell). (S2, E09) 
03:25Detroiters Devereux Wigs Tim and Sam approach an old Motown legend to perform a jingle for an ad campaign. Meanwhile, Tim has to come to terms with his own singing skills, or lack thereof. (S1, E04) 
03:45Amy Schumer Live In this Comedy Central special, Amy Schumer gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men. Classic Amy! 
04:05Kevin Hart Live Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid. 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Tiger Beast' Tony Bolado, 'Dateless' Amanda Donaldson, and 'K-Stew' Shelley Keller. (S6, E10) 
05:15New: Most Ridiculous Babies The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of babies to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E21) 
05:35New: Most Ridiculous Friends The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of friends to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E22) 
06:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16)