This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, June 25 2018

06:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
06:25Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Stinky' Joshua Olsen, 'Mid-Life Crisis' Andrew Lauer, and 'Crazy Rat Lady' Laura Linehan. (S6, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
13:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
13:30Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
14:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
15:00The Middle The Man Hunt Axl and Hutch buy an RV to live in but soon discover problems, Frankie tries teaching Sue how to flirt, and Brick begs Mike to teach him to become a man. (S7, E16) 
15:30The Middle The Wisdom Teeth When Axl and Sue have their wisdom teeth removed over spring break, Frankie cannot wait to shower the kids with her affection. Brick tries to enforce new household rules. (S7, E17) 
16:00The Middle A Very Donahue Vacation Mike surprises his family with a vacation to Mammoth Cave, but Frankie invites the Donahues to join them. Meanwhile, Axl enlists Brick's help to pick up ladies. (S7, E18) 
16:30The Middle Crushed When Frankie, Mike, and Brick go out to dinner with Cindy and her parents, they ask the Hecks for a substantial loan. Sue develops a relentless crush on her college professor. (S7, E19) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Former beauty pageant contestants face obstacles including Tropic Blunder. (S6, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a "try not to laugh" challenge while calling out ridiculous names the other guys have written for them, and then compete to see whose online dating profile is better. (S10, E06) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a waiting room in the first ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kid's art class as the teachers. (S10, E07) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose odd TV shows as execs to the public and work the counter at a BBQ joint. The loser must face a psychic named Jesse Bravo and say if their predictions are correct or not. (S10, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Soul Train Philip and Vivian once were on Soul Train and are invited again for a special show. Vivian is very enthusiastic about it, Philip however isn't quite so keen... (S5, E08) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love Hurts While Will and Lisa are on a date, another guy starts to pick on them. Lisa steps in and uses self-defence techniques to get rid of the heckler. Will is embarrassed. (S5, E09) 
21:00Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
21:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
22:00South Park: From The Beginning... Pink Eye It's Halloween and Kenny is killed by a falling space station and turned into a zombie by some embalming fluid contaminated with Worcester sauce. The zombie disease spreads. (S1, E07) 
22:30South Park: From The Beginning... Starvin' Marvin: During a Terrance & Phillip ad-break the boys decide to adopt an Ethiopian child, swayed by the promise of a free digital watch. Mobs of wild turkeys rampage through town! (S1, E08) 
23:00South Park: From The Beginning... Damien The new kid in class persuades Jesus to do battle with his father, Satan, in the final battle of good versus evil. Cartman is livid to learn the bout clashes with his birthday. (S1, E10) 
23:30Bordertown The Engagement Bud Buckwald, a Border Patrol agent, is just a tad behind the times and feels slightly threatened by the cultural changes taking place in his town on the U.S/Mexico border. (S1, E01) 
00:00The Cleveland Show Mama Drama Hoping to lift Donna's spirits on Mother's Day, Cleveland hires an actress to play Donna's estranged mother, Dee Dee Tubbs. (S3, E21) 
00:30The Cleveland Show All You Can Eat After Cleveland Jr. gets bullied by Oliver Wilkerson and his gang again, Roberta gives him a makeover, and his stylish new look gives him the confidence to approach Daisy. (S3, E22) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Joe sweats it when his wife pops up in a challenge and secret footage of his bachelor party makes it into the show. (S1, E16) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes ...Jokes. Going behind the scenes to find out which challenge the Jokers were desperate to try for years and how long it took to put together Murr's surprise flash mob punishment. (S1, E17) 
02:00Corporate Society Tomorrow As the staff obsesses over a prestige TV show, Jake resists their attempts to force him to watch, while Matt's life starts to eerily echo the events of the series. (S1, E08) 
02:30Inside Amy Schumer In a parody of 12 Angry Men, a jury of 12 men must determine if Amy Schumer is hot enough to be on TV. Jeff Goldblum, Paul Giamatti and Dennis Quaid guest. (S3, E03) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy apologises for everything she did wrong, directs a pizza commercial, and interviews a gigolo. (S3, E04) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy gets an opportunity to participate in a beauty pageant, breast-feeds her dog, and enjoys her new "bla-dow". (S3, E05) 
03:50Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. Featuring... a dizzying display of guitar gymnastics, teachers getting their prank on, and a kiss cam kiss off. (S1, E06) 
04:35Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
05:15The Middle The Man Hunt Axl and Hutch buy an RV to live in but soon discover problems, Frankie tries teaching Sue how to flirt, and Brick begs Mike to teach him to become a man. (S7, E16) 
05:40The Middle The Wisdom Teeth When Axl and Sue have their wisdom teeth removed over spring break, Frankie cannot wait to shower the kids with her affection. Brick tries to enforce new household rules. (S7, E17) 
06:00The Middle A Very Donahue Vacation Mike surprises his family with a vacation to Mammoth Cave, but Frankie invites the Donahues to join them. Meanwhile, Axl enlists Brick's help to pick up ladies. (S7, E18)