This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, October 20 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Charlie refuses to use Alan's skills as a chiropractor when he injures his back, so it's off to the hospital they go and into the care of a familiar beautiful doctor. (S2, E17) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
10:30Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
10:55Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Failure to Communicate Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. (S2, E19) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Papa Said Knock You Out Michael freaks out when he spots a gray hair, but not on his head. (S2, E20) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Dirty Magazine Malcolm becomes editor of a high school magazine and the principal instructs him to censor a story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job. (S5, E09) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Hot Tub Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, and Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5, E10) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
15:00The Middle Swing and A Miss Lexie spends Spring Break with the Hecks and confesses to Sue that she has a crush on Axl. The quarry softball team is on a losing streak, so Mike hires a ringer. (S8, E16) 
15:30The Middle Exes and Ohhhs Axl runs into nearly all his ex's whilst at a party, including Devin Levin, Cassidy and even Weird Ashley. Hutch tells Axl that the universe is trying to tell him something. (S8, E17) 
16:00The Middle The Par-tay Mike gets into an argument about the plumber, Sue keeps a secret from Frankie, and Brick spends the weekend with Axl to experience college life. (S8, E18) 
16:30The Middle The Confirmation After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp. (S8, E19) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober While on-board their Impractical Jokers cruise, Joe, Q, Sal and Murr use the unique setting to play games with their fans and to open the vault, sharing never-before-seen footage from the past. 
17:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
19:00The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
19:30The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
21:00Kevin Bridges Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
22:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
22:30Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
23:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
23:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
00:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
00:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
01:00Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defense testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. Also features the human bull's-eye and human red carpet! 
02:00Impractical Jokers: Joketober The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys get stuck in a grocery post-it showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give "sound" financial tips to hopefuls as advisors. (S10, E03) 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Masterful Glaswegian stand up Stephen Carlin joins the show alongside acts including Robin Ince and Phil Nichol. Grumpy BAFTA winner Stewart Lee meets them backstage. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's bill includes the absurd original talent that is Paul Foot and hard-hitting Canadian stand up Glenn Wool, plus backstage interviews from Stewart Lee. 
03:50Broad City Jews on a Plane (Part 2): When Abbi gets her period while on an airplane, she and Ilana go to extreme lengths to find a tampon. Adam Levine (of Maroon 5) and Seth Green guest star. (S3, E10) 
04:10Mike & Molly Baby, Please Don't Go After Molly finds one of her former fourth-grade students named Frannie (Juliette Goglia) is homeless and pregnant, fate presents her with an opportunity. (S6, E09) 
04:30Malcolm In The Middle Dirty Magazine Malcolm becomes editor of a high school magazine and the principal instructs him to censor a story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job. (S5, E09) 
04:50Malcolm In The Middle Hot Tub Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, and Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5, E10) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Scavenger Hunt When the call goes out to crowd-source an epic meal, the guys must rack their brains to assemble a feast worthy of their die-hard fans. (S1, E09) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire T.G.I. Fried, Eh? Special guest Kevin Smith helps the guys comfort some homesick canucks with an Epic Canadian Meal. Also, the guys hope to clean up... with some homemade bacon soap. (S1, E10) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.