This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, July 27 2019

06:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but first they face a tumble in Star Bowling and a wobble in Bridge Ball. (S2, E09) 
06:25Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred brave contestants battle it out to reach Takeshi's castle. There's water, there's mud and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting for them. (S2, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle A new class of one hundred University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first will any of them make the grade? (S3, E07) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering Dominoes, the swinging Bridge the Gap and the crazy Knock Knock before attempting to attack the castle. (S3, E08) 
10:55Impractical Jokers The guys run a surprise hide and seek challenge, a stint at the Cake Boss's counter is anything but sweet, and advice for children turns awkward when heard by strangers. (S11, E09) 
11:20Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
11:45Impractical Jokers The guys compete in a 4-way job-exchanging challenge, and then record people's conversations for strange reasons. (S11, E11) 
12:15Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
12:40Impractical Jokers The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and they try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes. (S11, E14) 
13:10Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
13:35Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
14:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
14:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
15:00My Name Is Earl Witch Lady Earl conjures up a karmic plan to atone for all the wicked wrongs he did to an oddball "witch lady" (Betty White). But the golden girl proves to be certifiably unhinged. (S4, E21) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Pinky Earl helps Randy find his first love, a girl with pink hair called Pinky. Randy learns Earl had come between them all those years ago... but who is "Pinky"? (S4, E22) 
15:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air That's No Lady, That's My Cousin Philip and Vivian tell the family they are expecting a baby. Ashley wants to fit in at a new school so she dresses like the girls Will is interested in. (S3, E03) 
16:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hilary Gets a Job Hilary gets a job on television as a weathergirl and finds herself attracted to the anchorman, Trevor Collins. (S3, E04) 
16:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe Carlton prepares for a dinner with his ex Cindy (Lark Voorhees - Lisa in 'Saved By The Bell'), but when she arrives with a new-born baby the family is stunned. (S3, E05) 
17:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air P.S. I Love You: A plain girl at school starts giving Will expensive gifts; Will pretends to like her because he likes the gifts. Philip enters the political race to become a judge. (S3, E06) 
17:55Arachnophobia Film When townsfolk start turning up dead, arachnophobe Dr. Ross Jennings (Jeff Daniels) begins to suspect spiders. He and an exterminator (John Goodman) must fight to stop a deadly infestation. (1990) 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
20:35Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
21:05Friends The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07) 
21:40Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
22:05Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
22:40Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
23:05Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
23:35Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
00:05The Ricky Gervais Show Karl ponders his entry interview with God at the Pearly Gates. Stephen reads from Karl's Diary hi-lighting whether having one's head on backwards is harder than having one's hands reversed. (S1, E13) 
00:35The Ricky Gervais Show Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren,' has his brain transplanted into his widow's head. (S2, E01) 
01:05Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
01:35Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
02:05Key & Peele Key & Peele attempt to say a forbidden word in regards to their women, Lil' Wayne adjusts to life behind bars, and President Obama expresses how he really feels... (S1, E01) 
02:35Key & Peele President Obama rap battles, a traffic reporter experiences turbulence while up in the chopper, and one-half of an R&B duo reveals his true feelings to his partner during a song. (S1, E02) 
03:00Tosh.0 Tosh delves into the internet. Daniel sits down with a man who makes a living sneezing online for fetishists, reveals his method of self-defence and compares British and American road rage. (S11, E06) 
03:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
03:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
04:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
04:25Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Wet Paint, Flying Mushroom and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S3, E05) 
04:45Takeshi's Castle One hundred Beauty Queens try to avoid bathing in muck in BRAND NEW game Mud Ball before taking on the Honeycomb maze. (S3, E06) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air How I Spent My Summer Vacation Will returns home from spending the summer in Philadelphia with a new look that does not sit well with Philip. Ashley starts to pick up Will's habits. (S3, E01) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
06:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the super slippery Wet Paint, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes to defeat the guards. (S3, E01)