This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, April 26 2019

06:00The Office (U.S.) The Surplus The office must spend a $4,300 surplus or lose it in next year's budget. Factions break out and court Michael to get what they want. (S5, E10) 
06:25The Office (U.S.) St. Patrick's Day: Michael thinks he impressed Jo only to discover someone else in the office caught her eye. Meanwhile, Dwight makes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave. (S6, E19) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
09:30Friends The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
10:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
10:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
12:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
12:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Sideshow' Jim Klimek, 'Cat-Face Shirt' Amanda Hayes, and Taylor 'The Tailor' Dixon. (S6, E09) 
15:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
15:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
17:00Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
17:30Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys play "the laugh man standing" challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs. (S11, E21) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The Jokers ask people for help with writing some strange answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session. (S11, E22) 
19:00Fresh Off The Boat Doing It Right Louis prepares his secret-recipe chili for the North Orlando Chili Cook-Off, where he will face five-time winner, Marvin. He asks Eddie to be his apprentice. (S2, E17) 
19:30Fresh Off The Boat Week In Review When Eddie comes home with lice and infects others in the family, Louis leaves it to Jessica to clean up the mess. Eddie tries to back out of a bet he made with his teacher. (S2, E18) 
20:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day Starring Ryan Reynolds. Irene misunderstands Pete when he comes to her for help and ends up thinking he is in love with her. (S2, E16) 
20:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century (Part 1): Starring Ryan Reynolds. Berg falls in love with a TV newswoman and goes right in the eye of a huge storm just to ask her out. (S2, E17) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, make headlines for all the wrong reasons, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips. (S11, E23) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys compete head-to-head doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts. (S11, E24) 
22:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
23:00The Roast Of Justin Bieber Join us for the roast of everyone's favourite delinquent pop star, Justin Bieber! Kevin Hart is Roast Master as the likes of Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, and Shaquille O'Neal make our little buddy squirm! 
01:00Key & Peele Key & Peele attempt to hide in plain sight from a Negro-hunting Nazi, two slaves struggle to get off the auction block, and a pair of thugs encounter a slight complication before a hit. (S1, E03) 
01:30Key & Peele Key and Peele explore the black college experience, when you can - and can't - say a controversial word, and President Obama addressing the nation with the help of his anger translator. (S1, E04) 
02:00Nathan For You Haunted House / The Hunk: Nathan tries to get a haunted house deemed "too scary" and overcomes his fear of the opposite sex by creating a fake reality show. (S1, E05) 
02:30Nathan For You Funeral Home / Burger Joint / Skydiving: Nathan diversifies services at a struggling funeral home, puts a burger joint to the test and goes skydiving. (S1, E06) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy has trouble figuring out which persona to adopt in bed, doesn't get laid, and has her arm sewn to her face. Julia Stiles cameos. (S4, E05) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Amy hosts a talk show from her luxury airship, gets Catfished, and finds herself unable to resist the allure of a bad boy chef. Selena Gomez, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Harvey Keitel cameo. (S4, E06) 
03:40Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
04:30Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
04:55Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
05:15Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
05:35Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
06:00The Office (U.S.) Ultimatum Michael is nervous to find out whether Holly is engaged or not - could his chance be upon him? Dwight and Andy go to a book store to pick up "loose women". Steve Carrell stars. (S7, E13)