This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, December 12 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers My Fuzzy Valentine Bob tries to sweeten Linda's Valentine's Day with a heart-shaped pancake, but when that doesn't work, the kids convince him to let them help him find the perfect gift. (S3, E13) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Lindapendant Woman Feeling unappreciated, Linda quits and takes a job at a grocery store, leaving Bob to run the place (poorly) on his own, and putting the children smack in the middle. (S3, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? The Cooking Episode Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition. (S3, E05) 
09:30Are We There Yet? The Regift Episode Suzanne is upset when Marilyn gives her an ugly bracelet as a present, but things get even uglier when Nick sees it and realizes he bought it for Marilyn! (S3, E06) 
10:00Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
11:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
11:30Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
12:00The Middle Pilot Frankie is struggling in her career as a car saleswoman, Sue becomes part of the school choir and Brick wants Frankie to come into school dressed as a superhero for a presentation. (S1, E01) 
12:30The Middle The Cheerleader Frankie fills a car on the dealer's lot with jelly beans as a publicity stunt, Sue fails to make the swim team, and Brick is forced to "socially interact". (S1, E02) 
13:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
13:30The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Stinky' Joshua Olsen, 'Mid-Life Crisis' Andrew Lauer, and 'Crazy Rat Lady' Laura Linehan. (S6, E11) 
15:00Most Ridiculous European Vacation Pack your bags as we go on a European Vacation. Greg James is on a whistle-stop tour featuring French fools, bonkers Brits, silly Swedes and a host of other nations unified in stupidity. (S3, E16) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Workers This time workers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. Just the job if you're after bungling builders, stupid sales assistants, and waiters throwing a wobbly. Narrated by Greg James. (S3, E17) 
16:00The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
16:30The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
17:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
17:30The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr take to the court to serve up some seriously personal tennis lessons, and then head to the park for a bewildering game of Now! (S6, E10) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; Paxman, Star Wars, 3D printed guns, "the bird poop facial", time-travelling Jay-Z, a poisoned vagina, and steroid-pumped ferrets. (S8, E04) 
22:00Amy Schumer Live: Mostly Sex Stuff Absolutely nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer, from her hilariously messed-up dating and sex life, to her encounters with unexpected body components and hate-filled personal grooming appointments! 
23:00TJ Miller: No Real Reason T.J. Miller (She's Out Of My League, Get Him To The Greek) has taken the leash off his comedic dog voice for no reason other than to buy more fishing equipment, and he HATES fishing. 
00:00Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest "Made In Chelsea" star Ollie Locke pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E07) 
00:30Takeshi's Castle Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest comedian Desiree Burch (co-host of Netflix game show "Flinch") pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way to the famous castle! (S7, E08) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the tasering of a ten year-old, a kung fu hamster, E.T. comes home, and flesh eating TV show hosts. (S6, E04) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Theo Paphitis, Mike Wilmot, John Bishop, and Kelly Osbourne. (S6, E02) 
02:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack, Frankie Boyle, and Matt Littler. (S6, E03) 
03:00Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
03:25Broad City House-Sitting Abbi, Ilana, Jaime and Lincoln house-sit for the Strands; Ilana and Lincoln define their relationship; Abbi has a Bumble date with a man from her past. (S4, E08) 
03:45The Chris Ramsey Show Chris invites Iain Stirling and Lolly Adefope into his basement for games, challenges and banter. Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing assists Chris in trying to give someone a haircut. (S1, E08) 
04:05Nathan For You Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand: Nathan comes up with a way to get a failing taxi company some much-needed press and implements a risky new line-cutting policy at a hot dog stand. (S2, E07) 
04:30Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Stinky' Joshua Olsen, 'Mid-Life Crisis' Andrew Lauer, and 'Crazy Rat Lady' Laura Linehan. (S6, E11) 
05:15Bob's Burgers O.T. - The Outside Toilet: In a parody of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds a talking toilet (voiced by Jon Hamm), and he is determined to keep it out of the wrong hands. (S3, E15) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Topsy Louise tries to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating the Topsy incident using Gene and Tina. Meanwhile, Bob rediscovers his invention - the "Spiceps"! (S3, E16) 
06:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17)