This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, January 17 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
10:00Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
15:00Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
19:00Scrubs My Two Dads J.D. is ethically caught between the strict Dr. Kelso and the irreverent Dr. Cox. Elliot bears more than her soul whilst trying to improve patients' conditions. (S1, E05) 
19:30Scrubs My Bad J.D is assigned to patient Jordan Sullivan, a board member at Sacred Heart, who seduces the eager young intern. Shame he doesn't know who she actually is... (S1, E06) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
22:00South Park: Season 6 A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
22:30South Park: Season 6 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
23:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
23:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
00:00John Bishop Live: Rollercoaster... ...Tour The legendary Mr Bishop is here to take you on a ride to remember talking the ups and downs of sex, marriage, lingerie, what 50 shades of grey has done to the women of England and more! 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Deck the Halls Will realizes that Ashley has never experienced a real Christmas before and goes out of his way to give her one. He decorates the inside of the mansion, but also the outside. (S1, E15) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Lucky Charm One of Philip's clients is very superstitious and befriends Will because of a couple of coincidences, thinking he is his good luck charm. Will makes some major decisions. (S1, E16) 
02:00Amy Schumer Live: Mostly Sex Stuff Absolutely nothing is off limits for Amy Schumer, from her hilariously messed-up dating and sex life, to her encounters with unexpected body components and hate-filled personal grooming appointments! 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12) 
03:20Impractical Jokers The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13) 
03:40Lip Sync Battle: Iggy Azalea Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Iggy Azalea goes face-to-face with her boyfriend, basketball player Nick Young! (S1, E16) 
04:05Idiotsitter Sports When the university pressures Billie to pass a star athlete on the fencing team, she's determined to help him earn his grade. (S2, E05) 
04:25Bob's Burgers Nice-Capades When a grumpy mall Santa threatens to put Tina, Gene, and Louise on the "Naughty List", they try to convince him that they are nice by putting on an Ice Capades-style musical. (S6, E05) 
04:50Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
05:10Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Healing Bob must take legal action after he slips on the sidewalk and needs to pay for surgery. Gene, Louise, and Tina create a fake law firm to settle their discrepancies. (S6, E08) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.