This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, November 18 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Motivational Speaker The neighbourhood dog pack adopts Reese as their new best friend, Dewey gets caught spending time with a new, better mum, and Hal becomes the company motivational guru. (S6, E19) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Stilts Malcolm gets "promoted" to a position promoting Lucky Aide from atop a pair of stilts. Hal tries to make up for accidentally blowing the household budget on a phone-sex line. (S6, E20) 
10:00Malcolm In The Middle Buseys Take a Hostage Unable to function without Dewey, Buseys special needs class panic and take their teacher hostage. Hal takes on the role of President of the Neighbourhood Association. (S6, E21) 
10:30Malcolm In The Middle Mrs. Tri-County: The boys, in an effort to prank their mother, enrol Lois in the Tri-County Mom Pageant. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant. (S6, E22) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Burning Man The family attend the Burning Man festival, where Reese and Lois find creative freedom, Malcolm finds love, Hal finds an audience, and Dewey find himself doing all the chores. (S7, E01) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle Health Insurance Having forgotten to pay the bill for the family's health insurance, Hal tries to protect the boys from all accidents. Meanwhile, Lois accidentally gets Craig into trouble. (S7, E02) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
12:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
13:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
13:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Father of the Bob Bob and his dad, "Big Bob," try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad. (S5, E06) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
15:30Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
18:00The Middle Super Sunday The Super Bowl is coming up, and the Heck family is planning to spend it together as a family. Sue and Brad enter a square-dancing competition, but Sue can't dance at all. (S2, E13) 
18:30The Middle Valentine's Day II Axl starts dating a girl his parents aren't exactly pleased with, while Sue finds the boy who kissed her during a Halloween hayride, and Brick has a crush on a girl. (S2, E14) 
19:00The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
19:30The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
20:00The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
20:30The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
21:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
21:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
22:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
22:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
23:30Impractical Jokers A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
00:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
01:00Bad Education The American Alfie is shocked when Kevin Schwimer, an all-American Olympic medallist with a penchant for charitable deeds, arrives at the school and is given Alfie's Form K to teach! (S2, E02) 
01:35Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the freakiest wedding ever, the rabbit grand national, excessively loud porn, and some ancient radio DJs. (S6, E07) 
02:10Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers utilize mall shoppers to mediate their mindless conflicts, demand ice cream at a specialized business, and start protests for ridiculous causes. (S3, E07) 
02:40Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Which joker will face the apology gauntlet? To avoid it they must get compliments on peculiar clothes, act weird with instruments, and attach balloons to strangers! (S4, E10) 
03:05Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. Also features krazy glue test, extreme unicycle, poo switcheroo, and bottle skating! 
03:25Jackass Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer an unknown chemical through the streets of Portland. Also features the human pinata, carpet skating, and paintball draw! 
03:50Epic Meal Empire Taterbot The Epic Meal Empire team are asked to make an edible robot for the pickiest eaters on earth: kids. But first, Harley finds the perfect vehicle for delivering Epic Meals. (S1, E01) 
04:10Epic Meal Empire The Feast and the Furious The team hopes a motorized meal they make for a used car dealer won't be a real lemon, and Natalie enlists some help to make the guys sound slightly less Canadian. (S1, E02) 
04:30First Sunday Film Durell (Ice Cube) & LeeJohn (Tracy Morgan) are best friends and bumbling petty criminals. To stop Durell's son moving to another state they come up with a desperate scheme to rob their church. (2008) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.