This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, August 22 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
06:20Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
09:35Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
10:05Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
10:35Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
11:00The Middle The Graduate Sue prepares for graduation and worries the day won't go perfectly, Brick gets the opportunity to skip a year in school and Axl grows concerned about Devin's summer pictures. (S6, E24) 
11:30The Middle Not Your Brother's Drop Off The Hecks prepare to drop off Sue & Axl at college, but face obstacles. Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the "next level". (S7, E01) 
12:00The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
12:30The Middle The Shirt Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue puts her foot in it with Devin, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning the bathroom. (S7, E03) 
13:00Your Face Or Mine: TOWIE special Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Tommy and Georgia from TOWIE will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win cash-money. (S1, E05) 
13:30Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Sasha and Freya will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E06) 
14:00Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E01) 
14:30Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E02) 
15:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
15:30Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
16:00Lip Sync Battle Matt McGorry (John Bennett in "Orange Is the New Black") goes head-to-head with Bellamy Young (President Melody "Mellie" Grant in "Scandal") - featuring songs by Lady Gaga and Fifth Harmony. (S3, E17) 
16:30Lip Sync Battle: Empire Bryshere Gray (Hakeem in "Empire") goes up against Rumer Willis (who features in season 3 of "Empire", and is the daughter of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore) in this "Empire" special. (S3, E18) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
19:00My Wife And Kids Michael's Garden Michael's doctor wants him to undergo a colonoscopy but Michael is reluctant to do so; meanwhile Claire tries to trick Jay into doing her report on whaling for her. (S2, E06) 
19:30My Wife And Kids He Heard, She Heard Michael overhears Claire's plans to sneak out to a party she was forbidden to go to and plots a scheme to catch her out. (S2, E07) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
21:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work as optometrists, provide incorrect financial advice, and attempt to secure numerous votes by campaigning on ridiculous political platforms. (S3, E11) 
21:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
22:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
22:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
23:00South Park Chinpokomon Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, a cartoon called Chinpokomon - but what is the secret plan behind the show's anti-American sentiments...? (S3, E11) 
23:30South Park Hooked on Monkey Fonics The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. (S3, E12) 
00:00South Park Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
00:30South Park The Red Badge of Gayness Cartman bets the boys he can win a Civil War re-enactment leading the Confederates. When things don't go to plan it's time for a booze fuelled rampage! (S3, E14) 
01:00Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Rosenthal vs. Chris Ramsey, and Ivo Graham vs. Fern Brady. (S2, E01) 
01:35Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Daniel Sloss vs. Phil Wang, and Alfie Brown vs. Jessie Cave. (S2, E02) 
02:05Key & Peele Ordering at a restaurant turns into a competition, military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic, and in a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow noise-off, only one can survive. (S1, E07) 
02:35Key & Peele President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08) 
03:05Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G spends the day at Philadelphia's Police Department and later interviews astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Borat visits a dating agency, and Brüno visits New York for fashion week. (S2, E01) 
03:35Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
04:00Bob's Burgers Burgerboss Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes "BOB SUX" on the leader board. (S2, E04) 
04:25Are We There Yet? When Nick happens upon an old college pal, the meeting gives rise to a business plan that involves a sports star and an energy drink. The results, however, aren't so bubbly. (S2, ep25) 
04:50Are We There Yet? Suzanne and Nick go out with another couple, but the double date soon fizzles when an accusation flies. (S2, ep26) 
05:10The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
05:35The Middle The Shirt Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue puts her foot in it with Devin, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning the bathroom. (S7, E03) 
06:00Bob's Burgers The Laser-Inth Bob and Gene travel together to visit the planetarium to attend the last ever rock-and-roll laser show, meanwhile Linda and the girls go for dinner at a wacky restaurant. (S7, E18)