This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, July 20 2018

06:00The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
06:25The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Francis Escapes Francis bails from military school in a desperate attempt to visit his stupid girlfriend. Lois finds out Francis has left school, but does not know where he went. (S1, E07) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Krelboyne Picnic The family (including Francis) spend the day at 'Cirque de Krelboyne', a picnic where Malcolm's classmates demonstrate their abilities. All hell soon breaks loose! (S1, E08) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
12:55Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
13:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
14:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
14:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
15:00The Middle Worry Duty Frankie becomes distressed when Axl gets back together with Morgan one more time and she begins telling him what to do again, while Brick struggles to take care of a baby chick. (S1, E21) 
15:30The Middle Mother's Day After another disappointing Mother's Day, Frankie and Sue leave for the rest of the day to visit Frankie's mum - but does she want to be visited? (S1, E22) 
16:00The Middle Signals As the Hecks prepare for their annual spring barbecue, Mike and Brick work on their social skills together and Sue becomes infatuated with the pastor in charge of her youth group. (S1, E23) 
16:30The Middle Average Rules The Hecks parents must react to school assessments of their kids. Axl is gifted but not applying himself and that Brick may have to repeat the second grade. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Francis Escapes Francis bails from military school in a desperate attempt to visit his stupid girlfriend. Lois finds out Francis has left school, but does not know where he went. (S1, E07) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Krelboyne Picnic The family (including Francis) spend the day at 'Cirque de Krelboyne', a picnic where Malcolm's classmates demonstrate their abilities. All hell soon breaks loose! (S1, E08) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) 
20:30Fresh Off The Boat Phillip Goldstein Eddie tries to befriend the only other Chinese kid in school, but they have nothing in common; Louis feels betrayed when Mitch accepts a job at the rival Golden Saddle. (S1, E08) 
21:00Friends Fridays The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
21:30Friends Fridays The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
22:00Friends Fridays The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
22:30Friends Fridays The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
23:00Friends Fridays The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
23:30Friends Fridays The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
00:00Russell Brand: Messiah Complex Russell Brand takes on Icons, corporations, cult of personality, celebrity worship, sex, drugs and his own hypocrisy in a hilarious and scathing performance filmed live at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
02:00Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies Film Friends Harold and Kumar set out on a Friday night to satisfy their munchies with hamburgers from White Castle, but it soon turns into a wild road trip of epic proportions. (2004) 
03:40Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G muses about the U.S. Constitution with historian/author/"hair stylist" Gore Vidal, Borat learns about buying a house in a gated community, and Br?no attends a barn dance in Georgia. (S3, E05) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
04:30Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
05:15The Middle Worry Duty Frankie becomes distressed when Axl gets back together with Morgan one more time and she begins telling him what to do again, while Brick struggles to take care of a baby chick. (S1, E21) 
05:35The Middle Mother's Day After another disappointing Mother's Day, Frankie and Sue leave for the rest of the day to visit Frankie's mum - but does she want to be visited? (S1, E22) 
06:00Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)