This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, February 17 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode watch an aspiring screenwriter, a man in a cape and a ninja battle it out. (S2, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Scrubs His Story II This episode we see the world from the perspective of Turk - will he mail out his wedding invites? J.D. covers Elliot's stint as the hospital clown with help from the Janitor! (S3, E18) 
09:30Scrubs My Choosiest Choice of All J.D. and Elliot's relationship complicates further with the re-appearance of Sean. Dr. Cox realizes he has a crush on Dr. Miller, and Jordan picks up on it. (S3, E19) 
10:00Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
10:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
11:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human pi?ata! (S4, E02) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include the Cereal Killer Swing Set. (S2, E14) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode watch an aspiring screenwriter, a man in a cape and a ninja battle it out. (S2, E15) 
16:00Wipeout USA Wipeout goes Down Under! Twenty Australians compete against each other including fisherman, an astrologer, a nurse and a professional dancer. (S2, E16) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this food-themed episode, obstacles include the Banana Split swing, and the Cheese Sweeper. (S2, E17) 
18:00The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
18:30The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
19:00I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Film Chuck (Adam Sandler) and Larry (Kevin James) are firefighters and best buddies. Larry, a widower, needs a big favour from Chuck for the sake of his kids: Pretend to be Larry's domestic partner. (2007) 
21:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
21:35Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
22:00Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
22:30Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
23:00Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
23:30Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
00:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars To win a place in Drag Race Hall of Fame, the final 4 queens must write and perform a verse for RuPaul's song "Super Queen," and appear on the "What's the T" podcast with RuPaul. (S4, E10) 
01:30Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
02:05Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
02:408 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Vic Reeves, David Walliams and Louis Walsh. (S3, E05) 
03:108 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Germaine Greer, Phill Jupitus, Fiona Allen and Jason Manford. (S3, E06) 
03:35Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
03:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
04:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
05:15Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. It's risky business walking around a pool in blacked out sunnies! The guys try to get fake books published and it's a big break dancing performance for the loser! (S4, E11) 
06:00Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous granny-themed videos on the internet, tonight's features geriatric gymnasts, siri showdowns and other technical difficulties...(S1, E03)