This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, July 17 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Optimist With graduation less than 2 years away, Sue finds herself becoming stressed out when she frantically tries to earn a scholarship. Axl and Hutch try to bulk up for football. (S5, E20) 
08:35The Middle Office Hours Feeling that her mind has been turned into Swiss cheese over the kids' never ending requests of her, Frankie sets up office hours. Brick invites his new friends over. (S5, E21) 
09:00The Middle Heck on a Hard Body: Sue is determined to win a car in a contest that requires her to keep her hand on the car longer than other contestants. Mike's brother Rusty is homeless again - uh-oh...(S5, E22) 
09:30The Middle Orlando Sue counts down the days until the Hecks depart on their road trip to Disney World. Brick begs his parents to take a detour to North Carolina so he can meet his online girlfriend. (S5, E23) 
10:00Scrubs My Own Personal Jesus While toiling in the hospital during the Christmas holiday, the interns experience a loss of faith, but the birth of a child ultimately restores hope to all. (S1, E11) 
10:30Scrubs My Blind Date J.D. and the hospital social worker develop a rapport as he treats her, without him ever seeing her face. Turk and Carla's promising relationship is on the ropes. (S1, E12) 
11:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
11:30Friends: Season 5 The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
12:00Friends: Season 5 The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
12:30Friends: Season 5 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
13:00Gilmore Girls Ballrooms and Biscotti Lorelai and Rory return from their summer backpacking trip to Europe only to discover Rory miscalculated how much more time she had off till school starts. (S4, E01) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
15:00Scrubs My Balancing Act J.D. and Alex struggle to complete a date due to his unpredictable schedule. Carla and Turk are openly in love with each other, but experience bedroom-related problems. (S1, E13) 
15:30Scrubs My Drug Buddy J.D. falls for a social worker with a bad habit, which threatens his friendship with Elliot. Carla and Dr. Kelso become unlikely friends. (S1, E14) 
16:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
16:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
17:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
17:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
18:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
18:30Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
19:00Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
19:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Phillip Goldstein Eddie tries to befriend the only other Chinese kid in school, but they have nothing in common; Louis feels betrayed when Mitch accepts a job at the rival Golden Saddle. (S1, E08) 
20:30New: Life In Pieces Swim Survivor Zen Talk When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. (S2, E07) 
21:00Bruce Almighty Film TV reporter Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey) complains about God (Morgan Freeman) too often and is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2003) 
23:00Bad Education The Funeral Abbey Grove is rocked by the news that Miss Pickwell is apparently dead and Alfie is left particularly on edge when her suicide note clearly lays the finger of blame on him. (S2, E03) 
23:35Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Clubba Hubba Will tries to impress a girl's father so he can date her. Mr. Banks, Carlton, and Geoffrey try to teach him how to be a gentleman in a My Fair Lady way. (S1, E03) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not with My Pig, You Don't Philip's parents come to visit for the weekend when he wins a prestigious award who inadvertently reveal his embarrassing country roots. (S1, E04) 
02:00South Park Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
02:30South Park Sexual Healing Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the violent new Tiger Woods game. (S14, E01) 
03:00South Park The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be horribly rude but which is hailed as genius. Murder is the answer! (S14, E02) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:50South Park Medicinal Fried Chicken Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Home Alone 4: While Hal and Lois are away for the weekend, Francis, visiting home from military school, is in charge of the house. Right away his friends come over to party - uh-oh! (S1, E03) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Shame Malcolm finds himself being antagonized by a new bully, Kevin. Hal cuts down the tree in the front yard, and he and the boys have just a little too much fun with the wood chipper. (S1, E04) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.