This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, October 20 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
08:35The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
09:00The Middle The Final Final After missing his final college test before he graduates, Axl pleads with his teacher to let him take it anyway. Frankie, Mike, and Brick all hit a stretch of good luck. (S8, E22) 
09:30The Middle Fight or Flight After Axl graduates from college, he heads to Europe for the summer. Meanwhile Brick seeks out his old lawn chair and Sue panics after a minor car scratching incident. (S8, E23) 
10:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
10:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
11:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
11:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
12:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
12:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
14:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
14:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
15:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Return of the Wall Jay's overbearing competitive streak returns once again when she becomes the coach of Kady's soccer team, but quickly gets replaced by Michael! (S2, E21) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Working Relationship Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game. (S2, E22) 
17:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
17:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
18:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
19:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
19:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Dion and Travis will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E03) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
22:00New: South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 21 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever. 
22:30New: Rick and Morty Lawnmower Dog Rick and Morty enter the dream of Morty's teacher, in an attempt to make him give Morty an "A" in maths. Rick gives Snuffles, the family dog, an intelligence-enhancing helmet. (S1, E02) 
23:00New: TripTank A car salesman pulls out all the stops, the gang surprises Gary on a camping trip, the Easter Bunny finds himself in the wrong house, and Beth has a religious experience. (S2, E02) 
23:30New: Legends of Chamberlain... ...Heights. Confederate Flags of Our Fathers: The crew accompanies Uncle Joey to a Civil War reenactment, and Montrel decides to become a cop. (S2, E06) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Going behind the scenes to find out how Sal gets burned in his creepy haunted house punishment. (S1, E18) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
02:00Hood Adjacent James looks back on his lifelong love of golf, which has made him even more adjacent, and has taken him to some of the whitest corners of America. (S1, E07) 
02:30South Park Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
03:00South Park C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
03:25South Park #REHASH (1): Kyle is unimpressed with young kids watching others do stuff. Meanwhile, "Lorde" (Randy) is booked to play a concert with Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea - can he go through with it? (S18, E09) 
03:50South Park #HappyHolograms (2): Still burning over Ike calling him a Grandpa, Kyle teams up with some stars (including Bill Cosby!) to create the most extravagant televised Holiday Spectacular ever! (S18, E10) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room: Larry discovers that Lyndsey is having an affair but thinks it's with Walden! Could a face from the past be Walden's saviour? Or is she just more trouble?! (S11, E08) 
04:35Two And A Half Men On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Alan's relationship with the transsexual Paula continues, but then her ex-wife shows up... Jenny gets a taste of her own one-night stand medicine. (S11, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.