This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, February 26 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Scrubs My Butterfly In a unique episode, the path of a butterfly is the deciding factor in the fate of the staff, as Turk searches for his missing lucky rag & Elliot hunts for her patient's toy. (S3, E16) 
08:35Scrubs My Moment of Un-Truth The return of an old colleague leads Carla to question her feelings for Turk. The Janitor dresses up as his "twin" brother, Roscoe, to try and trick J.D. and Turk. (S3, E17) 
09:008 Simple Rules Every Picture Tells a Story Paul finds himself accused of stealing an item from a famous race car driver's mansion whose life story he's been asked to write. (S1, E20) 
09:308 Simple Rules Kerry's Video Bridget has taped over Kerry's video project. Paul jokingly suggests she do her project on Bridget, and Kerry decides she will; on how the beautiful people have life easier. (S1, E21) 
10:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
10:30Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
11:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
12:00Friends: Season 3 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
12:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
14:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
15:00Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
15:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
16:008 Simple Rules Good Moms Gone Wild Kerry and Bridget are caught partying on the evening news while the family is vacationing at Cate's parents' home in Florida. (S1, E22) 
16:308 Simple Rules Career Woman Rory wants a monkey, so Paul gives him baseball cards instead. But Rory won't give up so easily... Meanwhile Cate is in line for a promotion. (S1, E23) 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
20:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
20:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
21:00New: Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; breast feeding, if immigrants cause traffic problems (as UKIP claim), and if The Queen should actually be The Queen. (S9, E08) 
21:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Gabby Logan, Johnny Vaughan, John Bishop and Denise Lewis. (S9, E03) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Which special guest was the first "sub" for one of the Jokers? Which Joker thinks he's the best at baseball? And is it Joe, Murr, Q or Sal who is actually an ordained minister? (S2, E04) 
23:00New: Impractical Jokers... ...After Party: Comedian Roy Wood, Jr. brings some photos, and Joe talks about facing down an angry Mets Mom - and pitcher Noah Syndergaard. (S1, E08) 
23:30Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
00:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about running a marathon, a male massage, and answers questions about time travel, feminism, and Transformers. His guests are Nish Kumar and Sara Pascoe. (S1, E01) 
01:00South Park ManBearPig Ex U.S. Vice President Al Gore visits South Park Elementary and warns the pupils about ManBearPig, a monster which is "half man, half bear and half pig" - you can't be "cereal"! (S10, E06) 
01:30South Park Tsst Cartman's mum realizes she can no longer control him, so attempts to get help from various reality TV experts. Only when she recruits the "Dog Whisperer" do results start to happen. (S10, E07) 
02:00South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
02:30South Park Mystery of The Urinal Deuce Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09) 
03:00South Park Miss Teacher B*ngs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
03:25The Cleveland Show March Dadness Rallo's viewing of Tim Gunn's reality show is interrupted when Cleveland decides to watch the college basketball tournament with Freight Train. (S3, E14) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Men in Me Cleveland is labelled "The Whitest Black Man in America" after he wins a dance competition for the chance to attend a pop sensation's concert. (S3, E15) 
04:15Two And A Half Men People Who Love Peepholes Alan moves out of the beach house but it's not long before Walden turns up asking for help with his ex Bridget. Will Walden save Alan from living with his mother? (S9, E02) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Big Girls Don't Throw Food When Jake comes to stay for the weekend he takes some career advice from Walden... much to Alan's dismay. Ashton Kutcher stars. (S9, E03) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.