This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, December 11 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace A.I. Artificial Insemination (2): After Will and Grace decide to have a baby together, obstacles pile up, including a missing specimen sample and bungled insemination efforts! (S4, E27) 
08:35Will & Grace ... And the Horse He Rode In On: Continuing from last season's finale, Grace is rescued by a handsome doctor who pulls her up on his horse and delivers her just in time to an impatient Will. (S5, E01) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Ooh, Baby, Baby Hilary is ecstatic when her show is scheduled for national broadcast. She thinks her life will be complete when it airs, but soon realizes she wants something more. (S6, E11) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
11:30Michael McIntyre's Big... ...Christmas Show. Expect the unexpected as Michael provides his own inimitable take on Christmas, with a little help from an unsuspecting audience, Ellie Goulding, and ventriloquist Paul Zerdin! 
12:30Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
13:00Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
14:00Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
14:30Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
15:00Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
16:00Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
16:30Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
17:00Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
17:30Fresh Off The Boat Jessica Place Jessica is devastated to learn that her favourite TV show has aired its season finale and will not be back until September, but the neighbourhood drama easily replaces it... (S2, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
18:30Friends The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
19:00Friends Christmas The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
19:30Friends Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine In this Christmas special Jodie Kidd and Joseph Bates must get in the festive spirit and judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E11) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
21:00Scrooged Film The Bill Murray classic where he plays a selfish, cynical television executive who's haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve. Karen Allen and Bobcat Goldthwait co-star. (1988) 
23:00Russell Howard's Xmas Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the seventh series. Tonight features; Boris Johnson, Obama, sexist pens, a tombstone vagina, a horse hairdresser, talking urinals, and a musical carrot. (S7, E12) 
00:00South Park Skank Hunt Stan, Kyle, and Kenny decide to take down Cartman, whom they believe to be the Internet troll. Meanwhile, the real troll (Kyle's dad!) begins to spread his trolling globally. (S20, E02) 
00:30South Park The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
01:00South Park Wieners Out Kyle attempts to bring the feud between the boys and girls to an end, but can he succeed? Meanwhile Gerald feels the pressure of his trolling and makes some surprising friends. (S20, E04) 
01:30South Park Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
02:00South Park Fort Collins An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public. (S20, E06) 
02:30South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
03:00South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
03:25South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys make scenes while stealing tips from the tip jar at a pizza shop, and then go through a hilarious text exchange challenge at the food court. (S11, E15) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.