This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, August 8 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: It's Christmas! The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
08:35Friends: It's Christmas! The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
09:00Friends: It's Christmas! The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
09:30Friends: It's Christmas! The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
10:00Friends: It's Christmas! The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
10:30Deck the Halls Film Steve (Matthew Broderick) finds a wrinkle in his world with the arrival of new neighbour Danny (Danny DeVito). He plans to illuminate his house with enough lights to make it visible from space! (2006) 
12:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
13:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
13:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
14:00Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
14:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
15:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
15:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
16:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
16:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
17:00Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
17:30Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
18:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
18:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
19:00Greatest Ever Movie Blunders Elis James points out mistakes in movies including Ghostbusters, Trolls, Kingsmen The Golden Circle, Doctor Strange and 50 Shades of Grey. (S1, E02) 
20:00New: Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode U.S. actor and singer Josh Groban hands over his phone to play send to all. There's live music from chart topper Paloma Faith and the legendary Nile Rodgers and Chic perform. (S4, E04) 
21:00My Best Friend's Wedding Film Julianne (Julia Roberts) is shocked when she learns that her best friend Michael (Dermot Mulroney) is getting married. Overcome with emotions, she makes up her mind to sabotage his wedding. (1997) 
23:05Cop Out Film When NYPD cop James Monroe's (Bruce Willis) rare basketball card is stolen by a gangster obsessed with memorabilia, he enlists his partner Paul's (Tracy Morgan) help to track him down. (2010) 
01:10Al Murray's Great British Pub Quiz Al Murray, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Phill Jupitus and Ed Byrne, supervises the battle between the Spread Eagle from Croydon and the Foldgate Inn from Norfolk. (S1, E05) 
02:05Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode U.S. actor and singer Josh Groban hands over his phone to play send to all. There's live music from chart topper Paloma Faith and the legendary Nile Rodgers and Chic perform. (S4, E04) 
03:05South Park Best Friends Forever Kenny is in a coma. Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his PSP. But Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! (S9, E04) 
03:30Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
03:50Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
04:15Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
04:35Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.