This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, August 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Letting Go Kady gets a hamster (which Michael accidentally kills), and Claire develops a crush on a boy named Tony. Michael and Jay attempt to deal with the changes. (S2, E11) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Learning to Earn It Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability to spend their allowance wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business. (S2, E12 
09:00The US Office The Deposition Michael is thrown in the middle of a deposition between Dunder Mifflin and his girlfriend Jan after Jan sues the company for wrongful termination. (S4, E12) 
09:30The US Office Dinner Party Michael and Jan invite Jim, Pam, Andy, and Angela to a dinner party at the couple's condominium. Michael and Jan begin to argue after the discussion of having children arises. (S4, E13) 
10:00The US Office Chair Model After seeing a model in a catalogue while searching for a chair, Michael realizes that he has not accomplished his dream of finding a soul mate in life. (S4, E14) 
10:30The US Office Night Out Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York. They join him clubbing for the night. Ryan is surprisingly friendly, though it could be a side effect of his cocaine habit. (S4, E15) 
11:00Friends: The Feels The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
11:30Friends: The Feels The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
12:00Friends: The Feels The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
12:30Friends: The Feels The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
13:00Friends: The Feels The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
13:30Friends: The Feels The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
14:00Friends: The Feels The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
14:40Friends: The Feels The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
15:05Friends: The Feels The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
16:05My Wife And Kids Letting Go Kady gets a hamster (which Michael accidentally kills), and Claire develops a crush on a boy named Tony. Michael and Jay attempt to deal with the changes. (S2, E11) 
16:35My Wife And Kids Learning to Earn It Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability to spend their allowance wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business. (S2, E12 
17:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
17:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
18:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
18:30Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
19:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
19:30Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
20:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
20:30Friends: Season 4 The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
21:00New: Michael McIntyre's Big Show Michael introduces a music by Katherine Jenkins. Former footballer Robbie Savage hands over his mobile phone, and an unsuspecting florist is given her moment in the spotlight. (S1, E05) 
22:00Dinner for Schmucks Film Tim's (Paul Rudd) boss hosts a regular event in which whoever brings the biggest buffoon gets a career boost. He declines at first, but changes his mind when he meets Barry (Steve Carell). (2010) 
00:20Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Allen vs. Suzi Ruffell and Phil Wang vs. Ed Gamble. (S1, E01) 
00:50Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Russell Brand and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Joe Lycett vs. Nick Helm and Desiree Burch vs. Daniel Sloss. (S1, E02) 
01:20South Park Fort Collins An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public. (S20, E06) 
01:50South Park Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
02:20South Park Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
02:50South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
03:10South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
03:35Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What is Q's favourite condiment? Which Joker really loves yacht rock? Who came up with Sal's "Ja'Crispy" nickname? And how many parents were in on the joke for Q's story time punishment? (S3, E17) 
03:55Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
04:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
04:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys review their favourite moments from the past season, and they reveal the most surprising occurrences and the best never-before-seen footage. (S3, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.