This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, April 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air As the Will Turns Will finds out what it is like to have a woman in his life that controls things. Also, Will lands a part in a soap opera and begins to see himself as a major star. (S5, E20) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Save the Last Trance for Me While at a magic show, Will is unknowingly hypnotized and begins to act like a child at the ring of a bell. (S5, E21) 
09:00Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
09:30Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
10:00Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
11:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
11:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
12:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
12:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
13:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
13:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Homecoming Starring Ryan Reynolds. It's homecoming and Pete and Berg plan to get luxury box seats to the homecoming game to upstage some old college friends. (S2, E04) 
14:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete has to choose an elective course. He chooses metallurgy but when Berg leaves his course choice card in he changes it. (S2, E05) 
14:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Psycho Halloween Starring Ryan Reynolds. It's Halloween in this surreal episode and Berg is working late in the hospital when Psycho Berg appears. (S2, E06) 
15:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship Starring Ryan Reynolds. Berg convinces Ashley to get her father to give Pete an internship. Pete's first day at work becomes interesting when he has sex. (S2, E07) 
15:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
16:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
16:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
17:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
17:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
18:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
18:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
19:00Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Film Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson) partners with his new stepfather (Dwayne Johnson) on a mission to find his grandfather (Michael Caine), who is thought to be missing on a mythical island. (2012) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 
22:00The Comedy Bus Joel takes the Comedy Bus to his hometown of Rockhampton in Gloucestershire where he shows his bus mates all the local hot spots. Joel's attention soon turns to his old school band days... (S1, E02) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers Every Which Way but Goose Tina is disheartened when Jimmy Jr. fails to ask her out to prom and begins to develop an unhealthy fixation on a certain goose from a nearby park. (S9, E14) 
23:00New: Corporate Natural Beauty Matt starts wearing makeup, and Jake begins work on a project to market makeup to men. Nihilistic, satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E03) 
23:25Idiot TV Idiot TV is here to show you how not to live, with hundreds of hilarious clips showcasing the world's biggest fools. Featuring Parachute drama at 500 feet and micro scooter idiocy. (S1, E03) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ryan and Simi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E08) 
01:00South Park Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
01:30South Park C**k Magic The boys become embroiled in the world of competitive 'Magic: The Gathering' fighting, and things get a little too "hardcore"! Randy shows them another world of magic tricks! (S18, E08) 
02:00South Park #REHASH (1): Kyle is unimpressed with young kids watching others do stuff. Meanwhile, "Lorde" (Randy) is booked to play a concert with Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea - can he go through with it? (S18, E09) 
02:30South Park #HappyHolograms (2): Still burning over Ike calling him a Grandpa, Kyle teams up with some stars (including Bill Cosby!) to create the most extravagant televised Holiday Spectacular ever! (S18, E10) 
03:00The Mick The Sleepover Mickey's poor parenting skills are made worse when a popular kid in Chip's class comes over for a sleepover. Meanwhile, Mickey and Alba try to tame Ben's fear of monsters. (S1, E15) 
03:25The Mick The Implant Sabrina tells Mickey she wants breast implants, so Mickey decides the best way to dissuade her from doing so is to do a test-run in public. (S1, E16) 
03:50The Mick The Intruder Life in the Pemberton mansion gets even more chaotic when the kids catch a pair of intruders trying to break in. (S1, E17) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air As the Will Turns Will finds out what it is like to have a woman in his life that controls things. Also, Will lands a part in a soap opera and begins to see himself as a major star. (S5, E20) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Save the Last Trance for Me While at a magic show, Will is unknowingly hypnotized and begins to act like a child at the ring of a bell. (S5, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.