This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, August 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Table for Too Many (Part 2): The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant only to find out that they must share a table with an annoying family, the Tylers. (S2, E17) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Double Date Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies. (S2, E18) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boyz in the Woods In order to spent time with them before they go off to college, Phil takes Will and Carlton camping and things go terribly wrong. (S3, E08) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Night at the Oprah The Oprah Winfrey Show contact Philip Banks to appear on the show with his family. The Banks travel to Chicago and Will is ecstatic. But there is some unfortunate news. (S3, E09) 
10:00Scrubs My Fault With the wedding day approaching, the pressure is getting to Turk and Carla. J.D.'s feelings for Elliot ruin his relationship with Danni (Tara Reid) - does he really want Elliot? (S3, E20) 
10:30Scrubs My Self-Examination It is the eve of the wedding and the pressure is getting to Turk, especially as he has to write his own vows. J.D. just cannot decide on his true feelings for Elliot. (S3, E21) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
13:00Gilmore Girls We Got Us a Pippi Virgin Jackson is overwhelmed by the demands of his new job while Lorelai and Rory decide to see if they can get Richard and Emily back together. (S5, E05) 
14:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
15:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
15:30Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
17:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
20:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
20:30Friends: Season 1 The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of "Did They Deserve That?" at a bagel shop. This week's punishment involves minimal clothing and the cold. (S11, E01) 
21:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How exactly did Q's cats inspire a challenge? What does Joe do every morning before work? And where was Q employed before becoming a fireman? (S2, E13) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Tonight, ex-JLSer Aston Merrygold takes on comedian Chris Ramsey! (S3, E02) 
22:30New: Dane Baptiste At The... ...Comedy Store. From the legendary Comedy Store in London, the hilarious Dane Baptiste introduces the magnificent Mae Martin, the wonderful Lloyd Griffith, and the outrageous Fin Taylor. (S5, E06) 
23:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race The queens join the cutthroat Morning Talk Show wars. Naya Rivera (Glee) and Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman (UnREAL) guest judge. (S9, E04) 
00:00New: RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked! Watch the season 9 queens rise, shine, and shade in the werkroom as they discuss their awkward morning show challenge, plus those "naughty nighties" runway looks. (S9, E04) 
00:35Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Boyz in the Woods In order to spent time with them before they go off to college, Phil takes Will and Carlton camping and things go terribly wrong. (S3, E08) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Night at the Oprah The Oprah Winfrey Show contact Philip Banks to appear on the show with his family. The Banks travel to Chicago and Will is ecstatic. But there is some unfortunate news. (S3, E09) 
02:00South Park Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
02:30South Park The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
03:00South Park White People Renovating Houses Randy and Sharon start a home renovation show that is threatened by Confederate rednecks. Meanwhile, Cartman grows attached to his Amazon Alexa. (S21, E01) 
03:25South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
03:50The Cleveland Show When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie: When Freight Train misses his and Cookie's anniversary bash, she decides to hit the road with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars. (S4, E10) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Cynthia's Back While Dewey helps Hal overcome a childhood issue, Malcolm finds out that Krelboyne girl Cynthia "developed" while away for a semester and accidentally tells Reese. (S3, E14) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Birthday It's Hal's birthday and Lois has Francis come home to celebrate with the family as a surprise. The surprise is on her and the rest of the family as he comes home with a wife! (S3, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.