This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, February 22 2018

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08:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. After persuading Mandy to dump Kyle, Vanessa realises she is in the wrong and tries to make things right. (S3 Ep 8) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. Abby makes an important announcement ahead of her open casting call in New York. She makes a bold decision that riles dance mom Kelly. (S4 Ep 7) 
09:15Thomas and Friends Bust My Buffers Train fun. When Gordon the grand engine's buffer falls off in an accident, he is horrified to be offered a yellow-and-black diesel one while his own is mended. (S16 Ep 9) 
09:30Thomas and Friends Percy and the Calliope Train fun. When Percy and Diesel are asked to take a very heavy, old musical steam organ to the smelter's yard, Percy tries to save it by making it work again. (S16 Ep 10) 
09:45Milkshake Bopping About Live action series featuring music and dance. Olivia, Derek and the Milkshakers explore the actions of splashing and skiing. (S1 Ep 9) 
09:55Fireman Sam Double Trouble Animation. Norman's cousin Derek comes to stay and appears to be a gigantic goody-two-shoes. Norman hatches a plan for revenge and sends Derek on an errand. (S7 Ep 16) 
10:05Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Big Ears can't complete his jigsaw puzzle because some of the pieces are missing. Who has taken them, and why? (S1 Ep 32) 
10:20Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. Milkshake Monkey goes miniature with a model village. (S1 Ep 9) 
10:25Mr Men Colourful animated sketch show. Mr Scatterbrain's interesting collection livens up the set of Good Morning Dillydale and Mr Nervous survives the perils of playtime. (S1 Ep 27) 
10:40Simon Animation. Simon and Lou want to play with a new remote-control car, and are waiting for Gaspard to take his nap in case he breaks it. But Gaspard is not sleepy... (S1 Ep 40) 
10:50Mofy Animation. Mofy sows some seeds and is impatient to see them sprout and blossom into beautiful flowers. But nature takes its time... (S1 Ep 33) 
11:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
11:05Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S1 Ep 18) 
11:35Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops Clip show based on the YouTube phenomenon. (S1 Ep 19) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary series. Ian 'Stappers' Stapley pursues a trail of sparks left by a car thief with a burst front tyre, plus Kev Salter deals with a heroin user with a well-hidden stash. (S11 Ep 7) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Tempers flare at football star Neil Ruddock's house and a trainee in Yorkshire discovers how dangerous the job can be. (S2 Ep 1) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series about people on the sharp end of bad debt - and those trying to get the money back. Paul and Steve must evict a family with young children just before Christmas. (S1 Ep 2) 
15:00Neighbours A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. 
15:30Home and Away Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. 
16:00Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will and Grace both keep their dates secret, while Jack gains an obsessive female admirer. (S3 Ep 23) 
16:30Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Will forms a crush on a guy from the coffee place and Jack continues the search for his father. (S3 Ep 24) 
17:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa goes too far when she organises a spook-tacular fundraiser for Boyd's school. (S3 Ep 5) 
17:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Suspicions are aroused when Mike fails to support his neighbour's school election bid. Eve receives conflicting advice from her sisters. (S3 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. 
18:30Home and Away Will Quinn agree to let Ryder stay with Alf and Roo? Ash shows Kat what he has found, but Robbo is onto him. Coco is back and has some explaining to do. 
19:00New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. There are several suspects when roses anonymously arrive at the Baxter household on Valentine's Day, but Mike isn't among them - he bought Vanessa a taser gun. (S3 Ep 15) 
19:30New: Last Man Standing US sitcom. Chuck is not happy when his dog is impregnated by the Baxters' pet pooch. Mandy panics after hitting a parked car. (S3 Ep 16) 
20:00New: Extreme Hair Wars Hair-raising style contest. The teams are first challenged to creatively reinvent the ponytail, and secondly to create extravagant styles inspired by the theme of 'under the sea'. (S1 Ep 5) 
21:00The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
22:05Access Entertainment round-up. 
22:10The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
23:30Date Movie Film Romantic comedy spoof starring Alyson Hannigan and Adam Campbell. A woman consults a dating expert, takes a 'superdiet', and pursues her ultimate boyfriend on a dating show. (2006) 
00:30Access Entertainment round-up. 
00:35Date Movie Film Romantic comedy spoof starring Alyson Hannigan and Adam Campbell. A woman consults a dating expert, takes a 'superdiet', and pursues her ultimate boyfriend on a dating show. (2006) 
01:05Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. Cookie and Lucious take matters into their own hands as they watch Diana DuBois' master scheme unfold. (S4 Ep 8) 
02:05100% Hotter Fun makeover series. Holly is bothered by beige but loves other colours, especially all together. Bonnie's habit of wearing only lingerie on a night out is not bagging her a man. (S4 Ep 3) 
03:05Celebrity 100% Hotter Celebrity take on the entertaining makeunder series. The team offer serious assistance to Big Brother and Ex on the Beach star Chanelle McCleary, and the X Factor finalist Honey G. (Ep 1) 
03:55Access Entertainment round-up. 
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