This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Monday, October 23 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Zack tries to help Leela, who is struggling to cope. Tony worries about Harry's whereabouts, while Cindy is caught red-handed, and Lily cancels on Prince. 
06:30Hollyoaks Milo is furious about Cindy's trouble and is out for revenge. Meanwhile, Glenn helps Jesse in his time of need. 
07:00Charmed Witch Trial One year after becoming witches, the sisters are challenged by a powerful horned demon called Abraxas who steals the Book of Shadows and reverses the spells they have cast. 
08:00Charmed Morality Bites Phoebe has a vision of herself being burnt to death at the stake. The sisters travel ten years into the future to see what happened and encounter a modern-day witch hunt. 
09:00Melissa & Joey Gone Girl Mel tries to talk Lennox out of going to Colombia on a research expedition with her college professor. Joe makes Dani call her mother, Felicia. (S5 Ep11/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Call of Duty Reeling from Ryder's announcement that he wants to join the Navy, Mel and Joe try to discourage him by putting him through a mock boot camp. (S5 Ep13/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy The Third Wheeler Ben whisks Riley away for a hike in the woods to give her a break from an overprotective Danny. Bonnie and Tucker try to get Brad out of jail. (S6 Ep6/11) 
10:30Baby Daddy The Sonny-Moon Ben is jealous when Bonnie wants to take Danny on a cruise to celebrate his impending fatherhood. Tucker starts telling lies after meeting an ex. (S6 Ep7/11) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Final Page (Part 2/2): Barney tells Ted that he plans to make a Christmas proposal to Patrice. Marshall and Lily have their first night away together since the birth of baby Marvin. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Band or DJ? When Robin learns that Barney failed to ask her father's permission before proposing, she insists that he gets Robin Sr's approval as soon as possible. 
12:00New Girl Kryptonite Coach moves out and Winston, who's been on a two-year stint as a basketball coach in Latvia, returns to his old flat. Jess gets her belongings back from her ex-boyfriend. 
12:30New Girl Wedding The guys are invited to the wedding of a mutual friend. Worried that he'll run into his ex-girlfriend, Nick asks Jess to be his date. Schmidt is on the prowl for single women. 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Parking Spot Escalation When non-driver Sheldon finds out that his unused parking space at the university has been reallocated to Howard, he feels undermined. (S6 Ep9/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Zarnecki Incursion When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19/24) 
14:00The Goldbergs The Adam Bomb Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs I Drank the Mold Adam has a birthday sleepover, during which his friend Garry shares out some of his father's home brewed beer and makes everyone sick. (S2 Ep18/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Something New Robin and Barney's wedding is looming, but Ted tells Lily he's planning to move to Chicago after the ceremony. Marshall takes baby Marvin on a last-minute trip to Minnesota. 
15:30How I Met Your Mother The Locket The gang all travel to Long Island for Robin and Barney's wedding, but the happy couple make a startling discovery about their families en route. (S9 Ep1/24) 
16:00New Girl Bully When one of Jess's students is taunted by his classmates, she takes pity on him and confronts the bullies, but her actions soon place her in the line of fire. 
16:30New Girl Injured Nick hurts his back playing touch football and Jess discovers that he doesn't have medical insurance, so she takes him to see her doctor friend Sadie. 
17:00The Goldbergs The Adam Bomb Erica's inspired to put college on hold to pursue a singing career. Adam and Barry get into an epic prank war started by an April Fools' Day joke. (S2 Ep17/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: Tensions are rising in the girl band. Rhianna gets some exciting film news. And it's Jordi's first day on set for his new movie. (S2 Ep21) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Russian Rocket Reaction Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Glenn offers to give Darcy a lift, with an ulterior motive. Sami and Misbah clash over his father, while Tegan starts playing Cupid. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Eloise has received an order for a four foot tall replica of the Statue of Liberty made entirely of cake - but with 10 kilos of icing, can this lady stand on her own two feet? (Ep11/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Bon Voyage Reaction Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2/24) 
21:00New: Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Francis and Proudlock try to get Jamie back out on the dating game. The animosity between Mimi and Tiff comes to a head as Tiff goes on a date with Charlie. (S14 Ep3/12) 
22:00Tattoo Fixers Sketch mends gangster film fan Bradley's criminal Robert De Niro portrait. Alice tackles Beverley's cheeky backside blunder. Jay wipes away Bailey's Poomoji tatt. (S3 Ep2) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Opening Night Excitation Leonard, Howard and Raj have an extra ticket for the Star Wars movie premiere, but can't decide who they should give it to. (S9 Ep11/24) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Sales Call Sublimation Penny gets more than she bargained for when Leonard meets a psychiatrist, while Sheldon and Raj make an astronomical discovery. (S9 Ep12/24) 
00:05Rude Tube: Cats v Dogs Rude Tube presents the ultimate countdown between cats and dogs, featuring a handyman cat, a dog at the barbers and a woman who believes she's a cat. (S10 Ep9/10) 
01:10Made in Chelsea Brand new series: Francis and Proudlock try to get Jamie back out on the dating game. The animosity between Mimi and Tiff comes to a head as Tiff goes on a date with Charlie. (S14 Ep3/12) 
02:15First Dates More hopeful singletons visit the First Dates restaurant. Will vet Simon see past lawyer Arunima's wheelchair? And can Londoners Suzie and Gareth find that certain spark? (S5 Ep1) 
03:10Tattoo Fixers Sketch mends gangster film fan Bradley's criminal Robert De Niro portrait. Alice tackles Beverley's cheeky backside blunder. Jay wipes away Bailey's Poomoji tatt. (S3 Ep2) 
04:052 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Two Openings Part 1: Max and Caroline put the finishing touches to their newly converted dessert bar, while Sophie and Oleg prepare for parenthood. (S6 Ep1/22) 
04:30Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. Featuring a cat vs dog lightsabre fight, and a dog-walking drone. 
04:55Charmed Witch Trial One year after becoming witches, the sisters are challenged by a powerful horned demon called Abraxas who steals the Book of Shadows and reverses the spells they have cast. 
06:00Hollyoaks Milo is furious about Cindy's trouble and is out for revenge. Meanwhile, Glenn helps Jesse in his time of need.