This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, July 19 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Sylver is ready for his first day of work at The Emporium, but business is slow. Tegan plans to surprise Dee Dee with Disney princesses, as her application to go to Disneyland is declined. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ellie is trying her best to make everything perfect for Alfie coming out of hospital. Alfie opens up to Yazz and, unable to contain her feelings, Yazz kisses Alfie, and he kisses her back. 
07:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight, Maddi and husband Givon start the competition with a night of fine champagne and fusion food inspired by their Sri Lankan heritage and British roots. 
08:00Melissa & Joey Teach Your Children Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13/16) 
08:30Melissa & Joey What Happens in Jersey (Part 1/2): Mel must take a trip to New Jersey and pose as Joe's ex-wife at a party for his dying grandmother, who doesn't realise he's divorced. (S3 Ep14/16) 
09:00Baby Daddy Happy Birthday Two You Ben forgets his mother's birthday yet again, so he enlists an unwilling Danny, Tucker and Riley to organise a celebration in a hurry. (S4 Ep8/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy You Give Real Estate a Bad Name Bonnie competes with her ex-boyfriend for the chance to be the real-estate agent responsible for a celebrity penthouse sale. (S4 Ep9/22) 
10:00black-ish Black Math When Andre Jr is accepted by both Howard and Stanford universities, Dre tries to convince him to attend his alma mater. Jack strikes comedy gold. (S4 Ep18/23) 
10:30black-ish Dog Eat Dog World The family is divided about getting a dog, and Rainbow's brother Johan is back in town but doesn't get the warm welcome he was expecting. (S4 Ep19/23) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Pilot Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. (S1 Ep1/22) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Purple Giraffe Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2/22) 
12:00The Goldbergs A Christmas Story Beverly begins to worry that the family's holiday traditions have grown stale, so she launches a new celebration called 'Super Hanukkah'. (S3 Ep10/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs The Tasty Boys Adam and Barry team up to form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly puts pressure on Murray to let her redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Escape Hatch Identification Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj when he's forced to move out of his flat, leading to unexpected conflict. (S10 Ep18/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Collaboration Fluctuation Leonard, Penny and Raj settle into their new living arrangement, and Sheldon expresses an interest in Amy's professional life. (S10 Ep19/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey To Tell the Truth Mel and Joe's friendship with married couple Nate and Gillian is put in jeopardy when Mel reveals a secret that Nate has told Joe in confidence. (S4 Ep8/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey My Roof, My Rules When Mel and Joe discover that Lennox is dating Emerson, her teaching assistant, Joe asks Mel to put her foot down and forbid the relationship. (S4 Ep9/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Till Dress Do Us Part Bonnie delegates an important job to Ben, Riley, Danny and Tucker, prompting them to think about where their own lives are heading. (S4 Ep18/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy What Happens in Vegas Bonnie makes Riley her chief bridesmaid and demands a crazy hen party. Brad asks Danny to be his best man and arrange an epic stag do. (S4 Ep19/22) 
16:00black-ish 30 Something Dre hurts himself playing basketball right before his 40th birthday and hands the planning of his big party over to his hip young assistant. (S1 Ep17/24) 
16:30black-ish Sex, Lies and Vasectomies Rainbow finds out from a colleague at the hospital that Dre never had the vasectomy he supposedly scheduled a few years back. (S1 Ep18/24) 
17:00The Goldbergs Dungeons & Dragons, Anyone? Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides she wants to leave home to attend college. (S3 Ep20/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Rush When Barry insists that Beverly always favours Adam, she tries to make amends. Murray is not happy about Erica's new boyfriend, a fanatical music fan. (S3 Ep21/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Luminous Fish Effect Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Hamburger Postulate Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Damon begs Zack to help him throw Holly a hen do, after she organises Damon a football-themed celebration. 
19:30The Goldbergs Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4/22) 
20:00Young Sheldon Brand new series - Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22/22) 
21:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Bank Job Peralta and Diaz learn there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they continue their search for the gang of bank robbers. (S4 Ep21/22) 
22:00RoboCop Film (2014) Violent action-thriller reboot of the 1987 sci-fi classic. Joel Kinnaman plays a severely injured cop who's turned into a crime-fighting cyborg. With Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. 
00:20The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
00:45The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12/24) 
01:15Gogglebox Britain's opinionated TV viewers pass judgement on Educating Yorkshire, Russell Brand's Newsnight interview, Nigelissima, No Sex Please We're Japanese, The X Factor and more. (S2 Ep6/13) [SL] 
02:10First Dates Computer programmer Andrew has been single for over a decade. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps James and Andrew are back in the restaurant. 
03:00Tattoo Fixers Alice covers Tara's childish crayon, Glen rids Alex of his hero-worshipping howler, Sketch helps tame Aaron's little monster and Jay suffers a case of beard envy. (S4 Ep9) 
03:50Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Jake & Amy: The precinct squad rush to save Peralta and Santiago's wedding day from a major threat. Captain Holt receives an email containing important news. (S5 Ep22/22) 
04:15How I Met Your Mother Pilot Ted realises he wants to find true love when his best friend Marshall proposes to his girlfriend Lily. Soon, Ted becomes smitten when he meets Robin in a nearby bar. (S1 Ep1/22) 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Purple Giraffe Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2/22) 
05:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight, Maddi and husband Givon start the competition with a night of fine champagne and fusion food inspired by their Sri Lankan heritage and British roots. 
06:00Hollyoaks Ellie is trying her best to make everything perfect for Alfie coming out of hospital. Alfie opens up to Yazz and, unable to contain her feelings, Yazz kisses Alfie, and he kisses her back.