This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, February 22 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Ste continues to taunt the Maaliks, but did he post the meme of 'killer doctor' Misbah? Tom has a confession to make to Peri, and Damon decides to splash the cash on a new venture. 
06:30Hollyoaks Tony tries to talk Ste out of his vendetta against the Maaliks. Brody isn't too happy with Damon once he finds out what all their money was spent on, and Mac treats Donna-Marie and Juliet. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: The coach is in Lake Garda. Not only does Brendan surprise his tourists with two new couples, but he also dazzles them with exclusive access to a theme park. (Ep19/20) 
07:30Young & Hungry Young & Younger Josh takes a dislike to Gabi's new boyfriend Cam. Elliot tries a little too hard to fit in with Josh's computer programmer friends from work. (S1 Ep5/10) 
08:00Rules of Engagement The Surrogate An enthusiastic Audrey pushes it too far with a surrogate mother whom she and Jeff are considering paying to have their baby. 
08:30Rules of Engagement Reunion Audrey attends her school reunion intent on proving to her former classmates how great her life is. Russell accidentally ruins Timmy's dinner party. 
09:00Melissa & Joey Something Happened Mel desperately tries to act like a cool aunt after discovering that Lennox and Zander have taken their relationship to the next level. (S3 Ep9/16) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Family Feud Mel and Joe co-host local TV show Good Morning Toledo for a week, which Mel thinks will help her to gain votes, and their comedic bickering makes them a hit. (S3 Ep10/16) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14/17) 
11:00The Goldbergs Just Say No As the presidential election approaches, Erica is shocked to discover that Beverly always votes for the political candidate that Murray favours. (S2 Ep20/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs As You Wish Murray is interested when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school, until he discovers the chosen sport is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween On a very busy Halloween night, Santiago - who detests the holiday - is forced to put on a fancy dress costume and go undercover on a street patrol with Boyle. (S1 Ep6/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine 48 Hours Peralta jumps the gun and makes an arrest without enough evidence, leaving himself only 48 hours to collect the proof he needs before the suspect is released. (S1 Ep7/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Gothowitz Deviation Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Pirate Solution Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey The New Deal Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents him from spending any quality time with her, so she sneaks over to see him at work. (S4 Ep3/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Feel the Burn After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before gorging on the gourmet meal. (S4 Ep4/21) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Party Captain Holt invites the entire squad over to his house to celebrate his birthday, but Peralta and Santiago make a bad impression on Holt's husband Kevin. (S1 Ep16/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Full Boyle Boyle's new romance increases his self-confidence, Diaz and Santiago can't take a costumed crime-fighter seriously, and Holt faces a leadership challenge. (S1 Ep17/22) 
16:00The Goldbergs Couples Costume Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating at Halloween, but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs Lucky Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but the girls exclude her from the event. (S3 Ep7/24) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride Sonny is a party fanatic. How will his bride Jazmin greet his plans for a zoo-themed Ibizan beach party wedding with everyone covered in animal-print body paint? (Ep5) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bozeman Reaction Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled. Determined to outwit any thieves, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to protect the place. (S3 Ep13/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Einstein Approximation Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Breda tries to stop Sylver from reuniting with his birth mother. Romeo organises an intervention for Juliet, hoping to convince her how evil Mac is, and Damon makes a big gesture to Maxine. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: The tourists have arrived in Bergamo, where Brendan entertains them with a fencing lesson, but one tourist gets daggers when he crosses a line at a circus class. (Ep20/30) 
20:00X-Men: First Class Film (2011) Action fantasy. Prequel recounting how Magneto (Michael Fassbender) and Professor Xavier (James McAvoy) first met while trying to foil a nuclear war plot. With Kevin Bacon. Violence. 
22:35Rick and Morty [adult swim] Anatomy Park Rick has built a tiny amusement park inside the body of his homeless friend Ruben, but when problems arise he must shrink Morty down and inject him into the site. (S1 Ep3/11) 
23:10New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Hey I Found Another Sock: The writers go back to work on a new season but have to take Fury Road to get to the office. The Nerd is the latest guest in Westworld. (S9 Ep1) 
23:20New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Scoot to the Gute: Investors aren't thrilled with Westworld's first generation of hosts, and the Scooby gang admit how they really feel, with dangerous results. (S9 Ep2) 
23:40The Sex Clinic Brand new series: Jason wants to overcome the problems he has ejaculating, Jordan needs an STI test after a foursome, and Nu Nu is worried about recent unprotected sex. (Ep4) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
01:10The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour, and while he is away the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
01:40Naked Attraction Gym addict Sophie from Surrey is looking for a change from the usual body-builder types who lack sparkle, while Dom seeks his perfect man to waltz him down the aisle. (Ep6/6) 
02:40Naked Attraction Ray from Swindon is fed up of dating bad boys and is looking for a nice naked guy. Barman Jimmy wants to settle down in Bristol. Can he find his perfect partner in the buff? (S2 Ep8) 
03:35First Dates Abroad The dating show in which strangers are paired up for a visit to the First Dates restaurant arrives in Canada, where sparks fly between DJ Denai and dashing Edward. (Ep1/14) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Bat Jar Conjecture Sheldon is ousted from the gang's Physics Bowl quiz team, so he decides to prove his superiority by forming his own team for the event. (S1 Ep13/17) 
04:25The Big Bang Theory The Nerdvana Annihilation Penny makes fun of Leonard's habit of collecting goofy memorabilia, but his friends kick up a fuss and try to keep him on the side of the nerds. (S1 Ep14/17) 
04:45How I Met Your Mother Sorry Bro Lily and Marshall are dismayed when they hear that Ted is meeting up with his pretentious college girlfriend Karen. Barney plays a prank on Marshall. (S4 Ep16/24) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother The Front Porch Karen discovers a woman's earring in Ted's bed and breaks up with him. Ted finds out that Lily planted the earring so he and Karen would split up. (S4 Ep17/24) 
05:30Rules of Engagement The Surrogate An enthusiastic Audrey pushes it too far with a surrogate mother whom she and Jeff are considering paying to have their baby. 
06:00Young & Hungry Pilot US comedy about feisty young cook Gabi from San Francisco, who lands an interview for her dream job as personal chef to tech firm millionaire Josh. (S1 Ep1/10)