This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Wednesday, July 24 2019

06:00Jessie One Day Wonders Luke sees Jessie busking in Central Park and decides he wants to play with her. A record producer offers to make a demo and a music video for them, for money. Is it a scam? S1 E5 
06:28Jessie Zuri's New Old Friend Jessie reads it's not good for children to have imaginary friends and tries to wean Zuri off them. But it backfires when Zuri gets a real friend, and Jessie is jealous. S1 E7 
07:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck with a Boy Genius Harley, Rachel, Georgie, and Ethan enjoy their school Spring Formal dance, while Lewie and Beast camp out at home in the backyard. S2 E11 
07:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck with a Bad Influence Harley tries to save Ellie from being sent away to boarding school. S2 E12 
08:00Disney Descendants Film This modern-day coming-of-age adventure about the teenage sons and daughters of Disney's most infamous villains fuses castles with classrooms to create a contemporary, music-driven story. 
10:03Jessie The Trouble with Tessie Worried Tony is getting too clingy and jealous, Jessie panics when she's invited to dinner to meet his parents and finds a ring in her dessert. Is he about to propose? S2 E6 
10:32Jessie Say Yes to the Messy Dress A famous designer sends a dress to be reviewed on the Kitty Couture blog. The zip breaks while Jessie is wearing it, and the dress is wrecked. Can it be fixed? S2 E8 
11:00Bunk'd Smells Like Camp Spirit Emma and Xander lose the camp spirit stick, which curses the campers with bad luck! Meanwhile, Jorge and Tiffany try to teach Ravi how to swim. S1 E5 
11:32Bunk'd Can You Hear Me Now? Zuri secretly keeps her cell phone beyond the allotted time, so Hazel and Lou to conduct a camp-wide search. S1 E6 
12:00K.C. Undercover The Mother of all Missions Kira reluctantly agrees to help K.C. reunite Abby with her mother Erica, who has been hiding from The Other Side and The Organization for several years. S2 E5 
12:32K.C. Undercover Accidents Will Happen Darien is mysteriously injured in an accident, so K.C. tries to figure out who is behind it. Craig becomes head of security for a vice-presidential candidate. S2 E6 
13:00Liv and Maddie Sweet 16-a-Rooney The girls are looking forward to planning their 16th birthday celebrations, but have different ideas. Then their parents divulge they weren't actually born on the same day. S1 E6 
13:32Liv and Maddie Sleep-a-Rooney Liv volunteers to supervise Parker's sleepover in hopes of reconnecting with him, having realised how much he's grown up while she's been away. But it doesn't go well... S1 E7 
14:00Jessie The Rosses Get Real Jessie is excited when the family is asked to participate in a reality show about non-traditional families. The producer says there isn't enough drama so she creates some! S3 E7 
14:32Jessie Hoedown Show-down Country girl Maybelle moves in. Jessie asks Emma to invite her to her party. Despite being embarrassed by Maybelle, Emma gives her a makeover to help her fit in. S3 E8 
15:00K.C. Undercover Web of Lies K.C. is surprised by the results of her SAT score and believes someone tampered with her test. Meanwhile, Marisa expresses interest in becoming a spy. S3 E5 
15:32K.C. Undercover Teen Drama K.C. struggles to make amends with Marisa after their fight, while Marisa wants a recommendation for The Organization from K.C. S3 E6 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Weredad Is Cat Noir about to learn that Marinette is Ladybug? And what will happen when her father is akumatized into Weredad? S3 E6 
16:31Bunk'd Crafted and Shafted During an overnight camping trip, the kids must use their survival skills after Emma and Xander get lost in a cave. S1 E17 
17:00Jessie The Talented Mr Kipling Ravi's best friend is his lizard Mr Kipling. He's shocked to find he's not allowed to keep his pet in the flat. Can Jessie work out how to keep the lizard and the flat? S1 E3 
17:32Liv and Maddie Skate-a-Rooney Liv's pro skater boyfriend arrives for a contest she's due to judge. Before he realises Liv's a judge he dumps her then tries to get her back. The girls plan their revenge. S1 E3 
18:00Sydney To The Max S1 The Parent Track Max tracks Sydney's phone when he suspects she snuck out to a concert with Olive against his wishes. He remembers his childhood when his mum paged his beeper. S1 E4 
18:32Raven's Home The Missteps Nia and Tess decide to form their own step squad to take down the school's reigning championship team. S2 E6 
19:00Good Luck Charlie Take Mel Out to the Ball Game Teddy discovers she has a Great Uncle Mel she never knew about, so goes to meet him. When she takes him out to a ball game she sees his unpleasant side. S1 E3 
19:32Penny On M.A.R.S Parents' Day: It's parents' day at school. Penny is disappointed her mother isn't there. She sings very well and makes Lucy angry having accidentally stolen her verses. S1 E5 
20:00Andi Mack Mount Rushmore or Less Andi attempts to enlist her friends in an epic group costume; Amber continues to vie for Jonah's attention; Bex makes a confession to Andi. S3 E13 
20:32Jessie Krumping and Crushing Jessie must make sure Luke prioritises school work over his hobby after she enrols him for a dance class and he becomes obsessed. S3 E9 
21:00Jessie Snack Attack Jessie tries to meet a famous casting director by persuading Zuri to be friends with his daughter Wendy, but the girls don't get on. Emma must get a job to pay her phone bill. S3 E10 
21:32K.C. Undercover Sup, Dawg? When K.C. has to catch a ring of criminals smuggling fireworks, she reluctantly has to take on a new partner, canine spy Dexter. S2 E16 
22:00Raven's Home Fears of a Clown: Booker and Levi fight Nia and Tess for the attention of a cool new kid. Raven's fear of clowns risks the friendship when they learn his mom works as a clown. S1 E6 
22:31Raven's Home Adventures in Mummysitting Booker, Nia and Levi convince Raven and Chelsea they're responsible enough to watch themselves while the moms celebrate a moms' night out at a new club. S1 E7 
23:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck with a Non-Diaz Ethan's attempts to get web show personality Shane to the premiere of his film backfire disastrously, but surprisingly Aidan comes to the rescue. S3 E12 
23:29Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Dark Harley volunteers to supervise Daphne's first sleepover, but the story she tells is too scary, and makes Daphne afraid of the dark. S3 E13 
23:57Bizaardvark Mom! Stop! Paige's mom hires the girls to sing while they wait tables at their family restaurant. S1 E13 
00:23Bizaardvark Bizaardvark vs Vicki Hot Head Fuego Paige and Frankie learn Vuuglers get into feuds for publicity or subscribers, and decide to start a fake feud with a 13-year-old MMA fighter. S1 E14 
00:48Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Robustus: Markov, a small, sensitive robot, is akumatized into Robostus, a villain who brings inanimate objects to life. Can our heroes reason with this humane robot? S2 E11 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...& Cat Noir: Sapotis: Alya's sisters are akumatized into small, out-of-control monsters named Sapotis who wreak havoc in Paris. Epic babysitting session ahead for our heroes!! S2 E12 
01:36Disney The Lodge Winning Skye shows Josh her mum's den. Christina tells Skye the concert auditions are today. Handyman Ben enters the bike race. Sean's feelings for Skye become clear to Danielle. S1 E5 
01:59Alex & Co. Episode 32 Alex and his friends are attending their third high school year. They will have to face new challenges and work together to get ahead in the music world S3 E1 
02:22Alex & Co. Episode 33 Alex and his friends are attending their third high school year. They will have to face new challenges and work together to get ahead in the music world. S3 E2 
02:46Violetta Camila and Francesca try to take Violetta to the doctor, but they want her to tell her father before they do. S2 E42 
03:33The Evermoor Chronicles The Science of Seb Esmerelda and Lacie plot to destroy the love between Sorsha and Seb so the third Founder can take her over so they turn a spider into a beautiful girl S1 E20 
03:56The Evermoor Chronicles The Rise of Hollowfall Sorsha has a Founder in her head, but her love for Seb protects her from becoming evil S1 E21 
04:20The Evermoor Chronicles New Flames Tara learns she can evict the Founders from their human hosts if her couple are chosen as Snootcoming King and Queen. S1 E22 
04:43Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Frightningale A young singer gets akumatized into Frightningale. Armed with a magic mike, she wants to turn Paris into a giant musical. S2 E9 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Gorizilla Adrien's bodyguard gets akumatized into Gorizilla. Endowed with extraordinary strength and an acute sense of smell, he tracks Adrien all through Paris. S2 E10 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... ...Cat Noir: Robustus: Markov, a small, sensitive robot, is akumatized into Robostus, a villain who brings inanimate objects to life. Can our heroes reason with this humane robot? S2 E11 
06:00Jessie Worldwide Web of Lies Jessie is bullied by another nanny, Agatha, who posts pics of her seeming to ill treat the kids on the web. Worried her employer might see it, she confronts the bully. S1 E8